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Jesus Christ

Orange Is the New Black

Jesus Christ. What? What's my story? I'm sorry, did I piss you off? No, you... Yes. Yes,...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E07 • 2013

Jesus Christ. What? What's my story? I'm sorry, did I piss you off? No, you... Yes. Yes, I'm pissed off. Because, you're gorgeous. Your mouth is amazing. Your neck? My God, your ass looks great in those jeans. No offense, I'm sorry, I just... And I feel shitty for even looking at you. Because I have a fiancée. And you know what else I can't do? Look at her. Because she's in fucking prison. Yeah, yeah, because she did somethingstupid and crazy and indicative of an ominously shakymoral compass. And as a result I am stuck here, alone,at this bar. Talking to you and enjoying itand feeling like an asshole

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Jesus Christ

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What

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What's my story

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I'm sorry did I piss you off

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No you Yes

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Yes I'm pissed off

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Because you're gorgeous

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Your mouth is amazing Your neck

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My God your ass looks great in those jeans

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No offense I'm sorry I just

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And I feel shitty for even looking at you

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Because I have a fiancée

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And you know what else I can't do

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Look at her

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Because she's in fucking prison

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Yeah yeah because she did something stupid and crazy

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and indicative of an ominously shaky moral compass

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And as a result I am stuck here alone at this bar

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Talking to you and enjoying it and feeling like an asshole

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ياللمسيح

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ماذا

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ما هي قصتي

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أنا أسفة هل أنا أغضبتك

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لا نعم نعم

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نعم أنا غاضب

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لأنه أنت رائعة

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فمك مدهش و رقبتك

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يا إلاهي مؤخرك تبدوا رائعة في هذا الجينز

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بدون إهانة أنا أسف أنا فقط

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و أشعر بالحقارة لمجرد النظر إليك

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لأنه لدي خطيبة

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أتعرفين ما الأشياء الأخرى التي لا أستطيع فعلها

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النظر إليها

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لأنها في السجن اللعين

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نعم نعم لأنها فعلت شيء غبي و مجنون و

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ذلك يشير أن البوصلة الأخلاقية هشة و مشؤومة

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و نتيجة لذلك أنا عالق هنا وحدي في هذة الحانة

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أتحدث إليك و أستمتع بذلك و أشعر و كأنني أحمق

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Jésus Christ

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Quoi

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Quelle est mon histoire

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Excuse moi est ce que je t'ai énervé

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Non tu Oui

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Oui je suis énervé

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Parce que tu es magnifique

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Ta bouche est incroyable Ton cou

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Mon dieu ton cul semble magnifique dans ce jean

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Ne le prends pas mal Je suis désolé j'ai juste

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Et je me sens merdique rien qu'à te regarder

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Parce que j'ai une fiancée

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Et tu sais ce que je ne peux pas faire d'autre

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La regarder

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Parce qu'elle est dans une putain de prison

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Oui oui parce qu'elle a fait quelque chose de stupide et fou et

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dénonciateur d'une moral fragile inquiétante

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Et pour finir je suis bloqué ici seul à ce comptoir

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Te parlant et appréciant cela et me sentant comme un trou du cul

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Lieber Himmel

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Was

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Was meine Geschichte ist

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Tut mir leid habe ich dich verärgert

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Nein du Ja

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Ja ich bin verärgert

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Weil du umwerfend bist

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Dein Mund ist hinreißend

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Dein Nacken

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Und dein Arsch sieht toll aus in dieser Jeans

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Bitte nicht beleidigt sein ich bin einfach

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Ich fühle mich mies nur weil ich dich anschaue

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Ich habe nämlich eine Verlobte

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Und weißt du was ich nicht kann

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Ich kann sie nicht anschauen

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Sie ist verflucht nochmal im Gefängnis

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Ja weil sie etwas Dummes und Verrücktes gemacht hat

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was auch Zweifel aufkommen lässt an ihrer moralischen Urteilsfähigkeit

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Ergebnis ist ich hänge hier allein an dieser Bar herum

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genieße es mit dir zu reden fühle mich aber wie ein Arsch

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О Господи

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Что

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Какова моя история

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Извини я что разозлила тебя

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Нет ты Да

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Я разозлился

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Потому что ты великолепна

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У тебя красивый рот а шея

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Боже мой твоя задница выглядит великолепно в этих джинсах

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Без обид прости я просто

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И я чувствую себя дерьмово даже смотря на тебя

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Потому что у меня есть невеста

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И ты знаешь что еще я не могу делать

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Смотреть на нее

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Потому что она в гребаной тюрьме

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Да да потому что она сделала что то глупое и безумное и

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свидетельствующее о зловеще шатких моральных устоях

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И в результате я застрял здесь один в этом баре

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Говоря с тобой наслаждаясь этим и чувствуя себя как мудак

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Jesucristo

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Qué

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Cuál es mi historia

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Lo siento te molesté

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No tú Si

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Si estoy molesto

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Porque eres preciosa

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Tu boca es increíble tu cuello

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Mi Dios tu trasero se ve bien en esos jeans

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Sin ofender lo siento yo solo

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Me siento una mierda incluso mirándote

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Porque estoy comprometido

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Y sabes qué más no puedo hacer

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Mirarla

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Porque está en una puta prisión

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Si si porque hizo algo estúpido y loco

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indicativo de una moral débil

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Y como resultado estoy aquí solo en este bar

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Hablando contigo y disfrutándolo mientras me siento como un idiota

Available in 6 languages

Duration

60 seconds

Views

104

Timestamp in Movie

00:50:17

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

7

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.