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Just across this and... Why the fuck can't I brush my teeth
in the shower? There should be a separation
between church and state, so your spit doesn't get in my sandal
the next time I step in. Spit's cleaner than piss. Actually, it's the other way around,
but don't do that in here either
in the shower? There should be a separation
between church and state, so your spit doesn't get in my sandal
the next time I step in. Spit's cleaner than piss. Actually, it's the other way around,
but don't do that in here either
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Just across this and...
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Why the fuck can't I brush my teeth
in the shower?
00:00:07.084 --> 00:00:10.885
There should be a separation
between church and state,
00:00:10.968 --> 00:00:14.054
so your spit doesn't get in my sandal
the next time I step in.
00:00:14.138 --> 00:00:15.514
Spit's cleaner than piss.
00:00:16.515 --> 00:00:20.999
Actually, it's the other way around,
but don't do that in here either.
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Movie Summary
Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.