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Man, I'm never gonna get this shit

Orange Is the New Black

Man, I'm never gonna get this shit. The label fell off. Guide to Bird-Watching....

Orange Is the New Black • S01E08 • 2013

Man, I'm never gonna get this shit. The label fell off. Guide to Bird-Watching. Seven-hundreds? Five-hundreds. That's science. But it's a hobby, though. A hobby about science. Okay. So, you gonna tell me how it went, or what? How what went? Your bat mitzvah, bitch!What do you think I'm talking about? I don't know. It went. A bunch of people I never metlooked at my case file. One guy had a beard. -They asked you a lot of questions?-Not as many as you

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Man I'm never gonna get this shit

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The label fell off

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Guide to Bird Watching Seven hundreds

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Five hundreds That's science

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But it's a hobby though

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A hobby about science

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Okay

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So you gonna tell me how it went or what

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How what went

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Your bat mitzvah bitch What do you think I'm talking about

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I don't know It went

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A bunch of people I never met looked at my case file

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One guy had a beard

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They asked you a lot of questions Not as many as you

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أنا لن أستطيع فهم هذا القرف

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الملصق سقط

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دليل لمراقبة الطيور سبع مئة

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خمس مئة هذا علم

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لكنها هواية على الرغم من ذلك

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هواية عن العلم

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حسنا

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إذا هل ستخبريني كيف سارت أو ماذا

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ماذا تقصدين بـ كيف سارت

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مقابلتك أيتها العاهرة ماذا تعتقدين بأني أتحدث بشأنه

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أنا لا أعرف لقد مضت

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مجموعة من الناس الذين لم أقابلهم أبدا نظروا إلى ملف قضيتي

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رجل لديه لحية

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هل سألوك كثير من الأسألة

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ليس أكثر مما تفعلينه أنت

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Je n'arriverai jamais à comprendre

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L'étiquette est tombée

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Guide d'ornithologie Sept cents

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Cinq cents C'est de la science

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Mais c'est un passe temps Un passe temps scientifique

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D'accord

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Tu vas me dire comment ça s'est passé

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Quoi ça

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Ta bar mitzvah Tu sais de quoi je parle

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Je ne sais pas Rien à signaler

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Des inconnus ont étudié mon dossier

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L'un d'eux était barbu

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Ils t'ont bombardée de questions Pas autant que toi

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Mann ich werde diesen Scheiß nie kapieren

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Der Aufkleber ist runter gefallen

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Vogelbeobachtungsführer 700

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500 Es geht um eine Wissenschaft

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Obwohl es auch ein Hobby ist

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Ein Hobby über Wissenschaft

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Okay

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Also wirst du mir erzählen wie es gelaufen ist oder was

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Wie was gelaufen ist

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Deine Bat Mitzwa Schlampe Was glaubst du wovon ich rede

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Ich weiß es nicht Es lief

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Ein Haufen Leute die ich nicht kannte sahen sich meine Akte an

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Ein Kerl hatte einen Bart

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Haben sie dir viele Fragen gestellt

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Nicht so viele wie du

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Черт я никогда не пойму этой параши

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Метка пропала

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Руководство по наблюдению за птицами Семьсот

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Пятьсот Это наука

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Но это же хобби

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Хобби о науке

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Ладно

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Итак вы расскажете мне как все прошло или как

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Как прошло что

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Ваша Бат мицва термин применяющийся в иудаизме для описания достижения еврейским мальчиком или девочкой религиозного совершеннолетия сучка О чем ты думаешь я говорю

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Я не знаю Как прошло

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Куча людей которых я раньше не видела пялились на мое дело

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Один мужчина был с бородой

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Они задавали тебе много вопросов

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Не так много как ты

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Tía nunca voy a entender esta mierda

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La etiqueta se ha caído

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Guía para la observación de aves En el siete

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En el cinco Es ciencia

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Pero es un hobby

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Un hobby sobre ciencia

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Vale

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Vas a decirme dónde fue o qué

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Cómo fue qué

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Tu bat mitzvah zorra De qué crees que hablo

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No lo sé Fue

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Un montón de gente que no conocía leyendo mi caso

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Un tío tenía barba

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Te hicieron muchas preguntas

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No tantas como tú

Available in 6 languages

Duration

35 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:19

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

8

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.