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My brother, Donny, shot a turkey last year, but it weren't really a turkey

Orange Is the New Black

My brother, Donny, shot a turkey last year, but it weren't really a turkey.It was a...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E09 • 2013

My brother, Donny, shot a turkey last year, but it weren't really a turkey.It was a fucking bald eagle. But he still shoved a Coors Lightup the damn thing's ass and put it on the grill. And proceeded to eat it. And when the ranger walked up,he had the bird hanging out of his mouth. He took his ass right to jail.And now he's in Federal, in Virginia. Did it taste like chicken? No, it tasted like an eagle

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My brother Donny shot a turkey last year

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but it weren't really a turkey It was a fucking bald eagle

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But he still shoved a Coors Light up the damn thing's ass

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and put it on the grill

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And proceeded to eat it

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And when the ranger walked up he had the bird hanging out of his mouth

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He took his ass right to jail And now he's in Federal in Virginia

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Did it taste like chicken

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No it tasted like an eagle

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أخي دوني إصطاد ديك رومي العام الماضي

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ولكنه لم يكن ديك رومي فعلا كان نسر أصلع لعين

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ومع ذلك قام بصنع الحشوة و طبخ ذلك الشيء

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و وضعه داخل الشو اية

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ثم بدأ في أكله

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وعندما دخل حارس الغابة كان الطير يتدل ى من فمه

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وأخذه الى السجن مباشرة وهو الان في السجن الفدرالي في فرجينيا

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وهل كان طعمه مثل الدجاج

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لا كان طعمه مثل النسور

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Mon frère Donny a tué une dinde l'année dernière

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mais ce n'était pas vraiment une dinde C'était un putain d'aigle chauve

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Mais il lui a quand même fourré une bière dans le cul

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et l'a mis sur le grill

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Et s'apprêta à le manger

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Et quand le garde forestier est arrivé l'oiseau pendait de sa bouche

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Il l'a foutu en prison Et maintenant il est en prison fédérale en Virginie

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Ça a le goût du poulet

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Non ça avait un goût d'aigle

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Mein Bruder Donny hat letztes Jahr einen Truthahn geschossen

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das war aber gar kein Truthahn

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Es war ein Weißkopfseeadler

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Er hat dem Teil trotzdem eine Pulle Bier reingeschoben

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und es auf den Grill gehauen

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Dann hat er es gegessen

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Als der Wildhüter kam hing ihm der Vogel noch halb aus dem Mund

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Die haben ihn in den Knast verfrachtet Jetzt ist er im Gefängnis in Virginia

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Hat das wie Hühnchen geschmeckt

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Nein wie Adler

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Мой брат Донни подстрелил индейку в прошлом году

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но это оказалась не совсем индейка Это был гребаный белоголовый орлан прим символ США

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Но он был пьян и все равно ощипал ему зад

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положил на гриль

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И начал его есть

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У него изо рта торчала птица когда подошел рэйнджер

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Он сдал его задницу прямо в тюрьму И теперь он в Федеральной в Вирджинии

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Он был на вкус как курица

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Нет он как орел на вкус

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Mi hermano Donny cazó un pavo el año pasado

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pero no era realmente un pavo Era una puta águila calva

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Aun así le metió una cerveza por el culo

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y lo puso en el horno

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Y procedió a comerlo

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Y cuando el guardabosques entró él tenía el pájaro colgando de la boca

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Lo metió en la cárcel Y ahora está en prisión en Virginia

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Sabe a pollo

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No sabía como un águila

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Duration

30 seconds

Views

11

Timestamp in Movie

00:20:29

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

9

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.