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My brother, Donny, shot a turkey last year, but it weren't really a turkey.It was a fucking bald eagle. But he still shoved a Coors Lightup the damn thing's ass and put it on the grill. And proceeded to eat it. And when the ranger walked up,he had the bird hanging out of his mouth. He took his ass right to jail.And now he's in Federal, in Virginia. Did it taste like chicken? No, it tasted like an eagle
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My brother Donny shot a turkey last year
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but it weren't really a turkey It was a fucking bald eagle
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But he still shoved a Coors Light up the damn thing's ass
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and put it on the grill
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And proceeded to eat it
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And when the ranger walked up he had the bird hanging out of his mouth
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He took his ass right to jail And now he's in Federal in Virginia
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Did it taste like chicken
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No it tasted like an eagle
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Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.