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My bunkie stole my mattress

Orange Is the New Black

My bunkie stole my mattress. Yeah. And? It's gone. It's not there. Then how do you know it...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E09 • 2013

My bunkie stole my mattress. Yeah. And? It's gone. It's not there. Then how do you know it was stolen? Because it's not on my bed, and she and her hick friend havebeen fucking with me. I need a new one. Okay, we issue one mattress per inmate.You can fill out a form. It'll take a couple weeks to replace it. And what am I supposed to doin the meantime? Sleep on the frame? It's probably good for you.A hard surface aligns the vertebrae. Your body will thank you. Excuse me

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My bunkie stole my mattress

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Yeah And

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It's gone It's not there

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Then how do you know it was stolen

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Because it's not on my bed

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and she and her hick friend have been fucking with me

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I need a new one

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Okay we issue one mattress per inmate You can fill out a form

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It'll take a couple weeks to replace it

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And what am I supposed to do in the meantime Sleep on the frame

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It's probably good for you A hard surface aligns the vertebrae

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Your body will thank you Excuse me

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تلك الفتاة استرقت فراشي

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نعم ثم ماذا

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لقد اختفى إنه ليس موجود

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إذن كيف تعرفين بأنه مسروق

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لانه غير موجود على السرير

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و هي وصديقتها المعتوهة كانوا يثيرون المشاكل معي

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أحتاج الى واحد جديد

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حسنا إننا نمنح فراش واحد لكل سجينة يمكن أن تعبئي الطلب

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سيأخذ عدة أسابيع حتى يتم إستبداله

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ومالذي أفعله خلال ذلك الوقت أنام على هيكل السرير

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على الارجح أنه مفيد لك الأسطح القاسية تضب ط فقرات الظهر

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جسدك سيشكرك لو سمحت

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Ma codétenue a volé mon matelas

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Oui Et

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Il a disparu Il n'est plus là

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Alors comment savez vous qu'il a été volé

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Parce qu'il n'est plus sur mon lit

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et que elle et sa paumée de copine m'ont déjà emmerdée

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J'en ai besoin d'un nouveau

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On attribue un matelas par détenu Tu peux remplir un formulaire

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Ça va prendre une à deux semaines pour le remplacer

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Qu'est ce que je suis supposée faire en attendant Dormir sur le sommier

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Ça peut être bon pour toi Une surface dure aligne les vertèbres

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Ton corps te remerciera Excuse moi

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Meine Buchtnachbarin hat meine Matratze gestohlen

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Ja Na und

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Sie ist weg Sie ist nicht mehr da

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Woher weißt du das dann

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Weil sie nicht auf meinem Bett liegt

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und die zwei Bauerntrampel mich fertigmachen wollen

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Ich brauche eine neue

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Es gibt pro Insassin eine Matratze Du musst ein Formular ausfüllen

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Es dauert ein paar Wochen bis eine neue kommt

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Und was soll ich bis dahin machen

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Auf dem Rost schlafen

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Das ist gut für dich Das richtet die Wirbel neu aus

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Dein Körper wird es dir danken Entschuldige mich

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Моя соседка украла мой матрас

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Да И

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Он исчез Его нет на месте

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Почему ты думаешь что он был украден

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Потому что он не на моей постели

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она и ее долбанутая подружка сделали это

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Мне нужен новый матрас

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Ладно мы выдаем один матрас на одного заключенного Вы можете заполнить форму

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Займет несколько недель чтобы заменить его

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И что я должна делать все это время Спать на раме

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Это должно быть хорошо для тебя Твердая поверхность выравнивает позвоночник

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Твое тело будет тебе благодарно Извини

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Mi compañera robó mi colchón

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Sí Y

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Ha desaparecido No está ahí

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Entonces cómo sabes que te lo han robado

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Porque no está en mi cama

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y ella y su amiga cateta me han estado jodiendo

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Necesito uno nuevo

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Vale expedimos un colchón por reclusa Puedes rellenar un formulario

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Llevará un par de semanas reponerlo

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Y qué se supone que hago mientras Dormir en la estructura

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Probablemente sea bueno para ti Un superficie dura alinea las vértebras

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Tu cuerpo te lo agradecerá Perdona

Available in 6 languages

Duration

28 seconds

Views

21

Timestamp in Movie

00:29:55

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

9

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.