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Orange Is the New Black

Oh, my God. -Good or bad?-Not good. You look like Hannah Montana.That skirt is... I...

Oh, my God. -Good or bad?-Not good. You look like Hannah Montana.That skirt is... I thought it was so cute. That's what happens when I shop for myself. It's 'cause I never got to be a teenage girl. And you never will be. You should be dressing like a classygrown-up lady. You think I'm classy? I can't have my husband walking 'roundlike a $2 hooker. Let's see

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Oh my God
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Good or bad Not good
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You look like Hannah Montana That skirt is
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I thought it was so cute
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That's what happens when I shop for myself
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It's 'cause I never got to be a teenage girl
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And you never will be
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You should be dressing like a classy grown up lady
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You think I'm classy
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I can't have my husband walking 'round like a 2 hooker
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Let's see
Available in 7 languages
Duration
31 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:34
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E10 Holy shit! - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
Holy shit!
S01 • E09 Ladies! - Orange Is the New Black 00:18
Ladies!
S01 • E13 There she is. - Orange Is the New Black 00:36
There she is.
S01 • E10 You actually did it. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
You actually did it.
S06 • E03 [Frieda] "Giant killed. Cops framing us." - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
[Frieda] "Giant killed. Cops framing us."
S01 • E02 She's issued a fucking fatwa against me - Orange Is the New Black 00:04
She's issued a fucking fatwa against me
S01 • E06 What's up, Nicky? - Orange Is the New Black 00:16
What's up, Nicky?
S01 • E10 Are you seeing this? - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Are you seeing this?
S01 • E03 Yeah, this color looks good on you. - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
Yeah, this color looks good on you.
S01 • E10 You wanna get to someone, you gotta have a long game. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
You wanna get to someone, you gotta have a long game.
S01 • E06 Why'd you choose Lorna to run for WAC and not me? - Orange Is the New Black 00:38
Why'd you choose Lorna to run for WAC and not me?
S03 • E09 Also, I killed a guard with my bare hands. - Orange Is the New Black 00:22
Also, I killed a guard with my bare hands.
S01 • E10 What... Hello? Hello? - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
What... Hello? Hello?
S06 • E12 [sighs] - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
[sighs]
S01 • E13 So, how was breakfast? - Orange Is the New Black 00:44
So, how was breakfast?
S01 • E09 Where's my shit, Red? - Orange Is the New Black 00:31
Where's my shit, Red?
S01 • E10 -This is Polly and Pete's place, right? - Orange Is the New Black 00:20
-This is Polly and Pete's place, right?
S01 • E02 I hate that you're seeing me like this. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
I hate that you're seeing me like this.
S06 • E12 [grunts] Wheatly, if that's you smoking again, - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
[grunts] Wheatly, if that's you smoking again,
S01 • E03 Can't believe I'm doing this. - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
Can't believe I'm doing this.