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Orange Is the New Black

She's your mom? Maternal figurehead. My actual mother lives in Brazilwith her boyfriend,...

She's your mom? Maternal figurehead. My actual mother lives in Brazilwith her boyfriend, Paolo, who destroys rainforestsand collects photorealistic art. She is a cunt. I am an embarrassment. Hey, Red. You got one of those for me? You got what I asked you for? I'm working on it. So am I. Treats come when I sleep better

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She's your mom
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Maternal figurehead
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My actual mother lives in Brazil with her boyfriend Paolo
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who destroys rainforests and collects photorealistic art
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She is a cunt I am an embarrassment
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Hey Red You got one of those for me
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You got what I asked you for
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I'm working on it
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So am I Treats come when I sleep better
Available in 8 languages
Duration
25 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:22
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E06 Well, this is a surprise. - Orange Is the New Black 00:57
Well, this is a surprise.
S01 • E09 That's insane. - Orange Is the New Black 00:28
That's insane.
S01 • E07 The fuck is that? - Orange Is the New Black 00:48
The fuck is that?
S01 • E12 I'm not saying yes. - Orange Is the New Black 00:10
I'm not saying yes.
S01 • E10 Hello? Itchy feet not the only thing you gotta worry about, right? -Tell 'em, Chapman. -Tell them wh - Orange Is the New Black 00:44
Hello? Itchy feet not the only thing you gotta worry about,...
S01 • E03 Fifteen months. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
Fifteen months.
S03 • E01 [kids exclaiming] - Orange Is the New Black 00:10
[kids exclaiming]
S01 • E03 Did you see this coming? - Orange Is the New Black 00:52
Did you see this coming?
S01 • E01 How hard is it to get me a board from the woodshop? - Orange Is the New Black 00:20
How hard is it to get me a board from the woodshop?
S01 • E12 Fuck. You were right. About Larry, you were right. - Orange Is the New Black 00:10
Fuck. You were right. About Larry, you were right.
S03 • E01 - [boy] There's no candy. - Where's the candy? - Orange Is the New Black 00:23
- [boy] There's no candy. - Where's the candy?
S01 • E05 But that's not fair! - Orange Is the New Black 00:10
But that's not fair!
S01 • E09 Why did I do that? - Orange Is the New Black 00:29
Why did I do that?
S01 • E13 All right, get back to work. - Orange Is the New Black 00:19
All right, get back to work.
S01 • E02 Red. And the penguin goes, "He's not an eggplant, he's retarded." It's fucking funny. It's just not. - Orange Is the New Black 00:15
Red. And the penguin goes, "He's not an eggplant,...
S01 • E01 What do I have to do for it? - Orange Is the New Black 00:14
What do I have to do for it?
S01 • E11 In case any crossword criminals jump out at you? - Orange Is the New Black 00:05
In case any crossword criminals jump out at you?
S01 • E12 So all of my cards are on the table. - Orange Is the New Black 00:20
So all of my cards are on the table.
S01 • E13 Bennett! - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
Bennett!
S01 • E11 You know, the other day I just read this article about Sudoku. - Orange Is the New Black 00:26
You know, the other day I just read this article about...