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Orange Is the New Black

So I say to her, "You're the thirdpregnant girl I've rescued this month." She goes, "But,...

So I say to her, "You're the thirdpregnant girl I've rescued this month." She goes, "But, I'm not pregnant!"And I go, "You're not rescued yet!" Hey, Burset, where the fuck you going? Gotta drain the hose. Anyway, you know the fuckingcrying guy with the cat? Remember him? I kept telling himthe cat wasn't in the house. He kept screaming that I gotta go back in

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So I say to her You're the third pregnant girl I've rescued this month
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She goes But I'm not pregnant And I go You're not rescued yet
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Hey Burset where the fuck you going
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Gotta drain the hose
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Anyway you know the fucking crying guy with the cat Remember him
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I kept telling him the cat wasn't in the house
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He kept screaming that I gotta go back in
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Duration
20 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:24
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E02 That's disgusting. - Orange Is the New Black 00:50
That's disgusting.
S03 • E11 See you next Tuesday - Orange Is the New Black 00:11
See you next Tuesday
S01 • E08 Here. Trust me. Have you been out there? - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
Here. Trust me. Have you been out there?
S01 • E06 Christ. - Orange Is the New Black 00:28
Christ.
S01 • E07 Twenty-six, 27, 28, 29, 30! - Orange Is the New Black 00:47
Twenty-six, 27, 28, 29, 30!
S01 • E08 I look like Michael Jackson. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
I look like Michael Jackson.
S01 • E13 Dashin ' through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O 'er the fields we go Laughin ' all the way Go, tell it on the mountain Over the hills and everywhere Go. - Orange Is the New Black 00:24
Dashin ' through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O...
S01 • E06 Between the Baptists and the addicts, I can't find a peaceful place to meditate on love and acceptance, which my Buddhist faith requires. - Orange Is the New Black 00:25
Between the Baptists and the addicts, I can't find a...
S01 • E01 So, there's an entire pig in there? - Orange Is the New Black 00:32
So, there's an entire pig in there?
S03 • E01 You can see for yourself she ain't right in the head - Orange Is the New Black 00:24
You can see for yourself she ain't right in the head
S01 • E09 -I get it. - Orange Is the New Black 00:55
-I get it.
S01 • E02 Why? Why isn't this the Radisson? Why do you need to be moved? Did someone try to engage with you se - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
Why? Why isn't this the Radisson? Why do you need to be...
S01 • E08 Well, if it isn't Litchfield's biggest celebrity. - Orange Is the New Black 00:42
Well, if it isn't Litchfield's biggest celebrity.
S01 • E12 You're a mean person. - Orange Is the New Black 00:33
You're a mean person.
S01 • E07 Hey, get over here. - Orange Is the New Black 00:15
Hey, get over here.
S06 • E02 [Black Cindy] Hey. Where y'all take Suzanne? - Orange Is the New Black 00:18
[Black Cindy] Hey. Where y'all take Suzanne?
S03 • E06 Oh... - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Oh...
S01 • E13 Merry Christmas. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
Merry Christmas.
S01 • E05 Come closer! - Orange Is the New Black 00:19
Come closer!
S01 • E01 How the fuck are you going to jail tomorrow? - Orange Is the New Black 00:41
How the fuck are you going to jail tomorrow?