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So, there's an entire pig in there?

Orange Is the New Black

So, there's an entire pig in there? Yes. For four of us? It's a small pig.I really wanted...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E01 • 2013

So, there's an entire pig in there? Yes. For four of us? It's a small pig.I really wanted to use the box. It was my birthday present. She's guilty she's leaving.It's a guilt pig-roasting box. At least you get something. I'm not getting laid for a year, too,but what do I get? A baby? But you can't eat it. -Are we really gonna eat that?-It's thematic. You're not serving time in Cuba. Pigs. Cops

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So there's an entire pig in there

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Yes

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For four of us

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It's a small pig I really wanted to use the box

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It was my birthday present

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She's guilty she's leaving It's a guilt pig roasting box

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At least you get something

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I'm not getting laid for a year too but what do I get

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A baby

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But you can't eat it

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Are we really gonna eat that It's thematic

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You're not serving time in Cuba

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Pigs Cops

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إذا هناك خنزير بالكامل هنا

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نعم

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من أجلنا نحن الأربعة

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إنه خنزير صغير

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لقد أردت حقا إستعمال الصندوق لقد كان هدية في عيد ميلادي

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إنها مذنبة و ستذهب

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إنه خنزير مذنب في صندوق التحميص

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على الأقل حصلت على شيء ما

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أنا لن أمارس الجنس لسنة ولكن على ماذا حصلت

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رضيع

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لن تستطيع أكله

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هل حقا سنأكل ذلك

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إنه موضوعي

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أنت لا تمضين وقتا بكوبا

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خنازير رجال شرطة

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Il y a un cochon entier là dedans

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pos 192 205 Oui

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pos 192 205 Pour nous quatre

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pos 192 225 C'est un petit porc Je voulais vraiment utiliser la boîte

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C'était mon cadeau d'anniversaire

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Elle se sent coupable de partir C'est la rôtissoire de la culpabilité

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pos 192 225 Au moins tu obtiens quelque chose

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pos 192 225 Je ne baiserai pas pendant un an non plus J'aurai quoi en retour

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Un bébé Ça ne se mange pas

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pos 192 225 On va vraiment manger ça C'est thématique

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Tu ne feras pas ton temps à Cuba

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Porcs policiers

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Da ist also ein ganzes Schwein drin

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Ja Für uns vier

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Es ist ein kleines Schwein

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Ich wollte schon längst diese Box ausprobieren Es war mein Geburtstagsgeschenk

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Sie fühlt sich schuldig weil sie mich verlässt

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Es ist eine Schuld Ferkelbraten Box

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Wenigstens bekommst du etwas

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Ich werde für ein Jahr nicht flachgelegt Aber was bekomme ich im Gegenzug

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Ein Baby Das kann man nicht essen

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Werden wir das wirklich essen Es geht um das Thema

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Du wirst deine Zeit nicht in Kuba absitzen Schwein Polizisten

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Jadi ada babi utuh didalam sana

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Ya

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Untuk kita berempat

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Itu babi kecil

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Aku ingin gunakan kotaknya

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Dia merasa bersalah akan pergi

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Ini wujud rasa bersalahnya

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Setidaknya kau dapat sesuatu

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Aku tidak akan berhubungan seks selama setahun Apa yang aku dapat

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Bayi

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Kau tak bisa memakannya

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Apa kita akan makan itu

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Itu temanya

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Kau tidak dipenjara di Kuba

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豚の丸焼きかよ

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あぁ

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四人で食うのか

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小さい豚だよ

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丸焼き台使ってみたかったんだ誕生日プレゼントだったから

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有罪になっちまった

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豚箱行きだ

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でもそれもらったろ

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おれも一年はヤッてない何もらえる

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赤ん坊

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食えないだろ

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ホントにあれ食べるの

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それが今日のテーマでしょ

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キューバじゃないのよ

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豚警官

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Там внутри целая свинья

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Да

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На нас четверых

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Это маленькая свинья

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Мне хотелось бы использовать всю коробку Это мой подарок на день рождения

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Она чувствует себя виноватой из за своего отъезда

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За чувство вины коробка жареной свинины

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По крайней мере тебе хоть что то достанется

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Я тоже год не буду трахаться И что я получу взамен

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Ребенка

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Его ведь не съешь

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Нам правда надо будет это есть

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Само собой

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Ты ведь не на Кубе будешь срок сидеть

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Свиньи Копы

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Y hay un cerdo entero ahí

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Sí

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Para los cuatro

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Es un cerdo pequeño

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Quería mucho usar la barbacoa Fue mi regalo de cumpleaños

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Se siente culpable por irse

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Es una barbacoa de culpabilidad

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Al menos te ha regalado algo

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Yo tampoco voy a tener sexo en un año Pero me ha regalado algo

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Un bebé

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No se come

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De verdad vamos a comernos eso

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Esto es temático

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No vas a cumplir condena en Cuba

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Available in 8 languages

Duration

32 seconds

Views

30

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:09

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.