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So this is my last post as a free woman

Orange Is the New Black

So this is my last post as a free woman. -What are you gonna write?-Hey!. Oh, no. You...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E01 • 2013

So this is my last post as a free woman. -What are you gonna write?-Hey!. Oh, no. You cannot have a phone in here. This is a federal facility.You have to take that out. Can I? Am I allowed to go out? He can take it out. So no phone? -You knew that.-Now. Oh, my God, Larry, by the time I get out there'll have been, like,three new generations of iPhones. Sir, I can get an officer to escort you out. No, I'm going. It's okay, I'm going, okay?I'll be right back, okay? I'll take the phone to the car,I'll be right back. Okay? Two seconds. -Yeah?-Okay. Two seconds

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So this is my last post as a free woman

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What are you gonna write Hey

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Oh no You cannot have a phone in here

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This is a federal facility You have to take that out

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Can I Am I allowed to go out

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He can take it out

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So no phone

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You knew that Now

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Oh my God Larry by the time I get out

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there'll have been like three new generations of iPhones

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Sir I can get an officer to escort you out

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No I'm going It's okay I'm going okay I'll be right back okay

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I'll take the phone to the car I'll be right back

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Okay Two seconds

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Yeah Okay

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Two seconds

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إذا هدا هو آخر تعليق لي كمرأة حرة

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مادا ستكتبين هاي

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أوه لا

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لا يمكنكي الإبقاء على هاتفك هنا إنه مبنى فدرالي و يجب عليك إخراجه

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أوه هي يمكنني هل مسموح لي بالخروج

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هو يمكنه إخراجه

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إذا لا

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لا هاتف

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أنت تعلمين دلك

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الآن

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يا إلاهي لاري إلى وقتي خروجي سيكون هناك كـ

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ثلات أجيال جديدة من الآيفون سيدي

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يمكنني إحضار شرطي ليرميك خارجا

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لا أنا داهب

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حسنا سأخرج

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سأعود في الحال

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سآخد الهاتف إلى السيارة وسأعود حالا

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حسنا تانيتان فقط

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حسنا

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تانيتان

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Voilà c'est mon dernier billet en tant que femme libre

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Qu'est ce que tu vas écrire

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Non Interdit d'avoir un téléphone ici

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C'est une prison fédérale Sortez ça d'ici

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Je peux Vous permettez que je sorte

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Lui pas vous Donc aucun téléphone

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Tu le savais Tout de suite

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Mon Dieu Larry pendant que je serai ici

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je vais rater au moins trois générations d'iPhones

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Monsieur vous préférez qu'un gardien vous escorte

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Non pas nécessaire Ça ira j'y vais Je reviens tout de suite d'accord

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Je cours jusqu'à la voiture et je reviens immédiatement

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D'accord Deux secondes

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Oui D'accord

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Deux secondes

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Das ist also mein letztes Posten als freie Frau

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Was wirst du schreiben Hey

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Nein Sie können hier kein Handy haben Das ist eine Bundeseinrichtung Sie müssen es rausbringen

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Kann ich Darf ich rausgehen Er kann es rausbringen

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Also nein

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Kein Handy Du wusstest das

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Jetzt Oh mein Gott Larry bei meiner Entlassung

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wird es etwa drei neue Iphone Generationen geben

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Sir

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Ich kann auch einen Beamten beauftragen Sie hinaus zu eskortieren Nein Ich gehe

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Schon gut Ich gehe

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Hey ich bin gleich wieder da okay Ich bringe das Handy zum Auto und bin gleich wieder da

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Okay Zwei Sekunden

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Ja Okay

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Zwei Sekunden

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Jadi ini postingan terakhirku sebagai orang bebas

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Apa yang akan kau tulis Hey

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Uh uh Oh tidak

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Kau tak boleh bawa telepon kesini Ini fasilitas federal Bawa keluar

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Oh Bolehkah aku Apa aku boleh keluar

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Dia bisa membawanya keluar

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Jadi tak boleh

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Tak boleh ada telepon

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Kau tahu itu

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Sekarang

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Oh Tuhan Larry pada saat aku keluar akan ada

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tiga generasi baru iPhones Pak

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Aku bisa panggil petugas untuk menemanimu

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Baik Aku pergi

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Aku pergi dulu

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Hey aku akan kembali ok

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Aku akan letakkan ponsel di mobil Aku akan kembali

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Ok Dua detik

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Ok

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Dua detik

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でこれが自由な女性としての最後の投稿ね

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何を書くつもりちょっと

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だめだめ

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電話機を持ち込まないでくださいここは州の施設です外に持っていってください

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あら外にでていってもいいの

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彼は外にもっていけるわ

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あらだめ

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電話はだめ

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わかるだろ

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さぁ

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なんてことラリー外にでるまではきっと

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三世代は進んだiPhoneがでてるわねサー

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追い出しますよ

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いえ今行きます

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わかりましたいまいくとこです

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すぐ戻ってくるから

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電話を車においたらすぐ戻ってくる

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わかった 2分でもどるね

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わかった

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2分だ

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Это мой последний пост на свободе

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Что напишешь Эй

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Э э э э О нет

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Здесь запрещено иметь телефон Это федеральная тюрьма Вы должны отдать его

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Оу Можно мне Мне разрешено выйти наружу

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Он может вынести телефон

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Значит нет

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Телефоны запрещены

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Ты же слышала

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Ну

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Боже мой Ларри когда я выйду будет уже

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Три новых поколения iPhone Сэр

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Я могу позвать офицера чтобы выпроводить вас отсюда

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Нет Я пошел

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Все в порядке Я я ухожу

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Эй я сейчас вернусь о'кей

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Только отнесу телефон в машину И тут же вернусь

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Хорошо Две секунды Да

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Хорошо

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поцелуи Две секунды

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Este es mi último comentario como mujer libre

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Qué vas a escribir

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No

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Nada de teléfonos aquí Esta es una instalación federal Tenéis que sacarlo

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Puedo Puedo salir

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Él puede sacarlo

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Entonces nada

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Nada de teléfonos

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Ya lo sabías

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Ahora

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Dios mío Larry cuando salga habrá unas

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tres generaciones nuevas de iPhones Señor

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Puedo hacer que un agente le escolte

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No Ya voy

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De acuerdo Ya voy

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Ahora mismo vuelvo vale

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Llevaré el teléfono al coche Ahora vuelvo

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Vale Dos segundos Sí

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Vale

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Dos segundos

Available in 8 languages

Duration

39 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:47

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.