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Orange Is the New Black

Thank you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Shut the fuck up. Joseph, I'm not feeling...

Thank you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Shut the fuck up. Joseph, I'm not feeling very well. I'm really tired and I have a pain. I think it's time for the baby to be born! Please, Mary, lie down here on this nice bedI made in the straw. Yeah, lay down, Mary!

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Thank you Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas
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Shut the fuck up
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Joseph I'm not feeling very well
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I'm really tired and I have a pain
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I think it's time for the baby to be born
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Please Mary lie down here on this nice bed I made in the straw
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Yeah lay down Mary
Available in 6 languages
Duration
32 seconds
Views
9
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:11
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
13
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E08 What, are you a vampire now? - Orange Is the New Black 00:11
What, are you a vampire now?
S06 • E02 Yeah, hello. Jack? - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
Yeah, hello. Jack?
S01 • E03 -You have the right to remain silent. - Orange Is the New Black 00:21
-You have the right to remain silent.
S01 • E12 She says it's not her fault if other people look at her. - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
She says it's not her fault if other people look at...
S01 • E06 You gotta hit rock bottom before you know which direction to go in. - Orange Is the New Black 00:22
You gotta hit rock bottom before you know which direction to...
S01 • E09 Hello? An inmate from Litchfield Federal Prison is attempting to contact you. To accept the call, pl - Orange Is the New Black 00:10
Hello? An inmate from Litchfield Federal Prison is...
S02 • E02 That's simply untrue This isn't a contest - Orange Is the New Black 00:33
That's simply untrue This isn't a contest
S01 • E08 I'm plotting my revenge on that redneck fucking Deliverance extra. - Orange Is the New Black 00:10
I'm plotting my revenge on that redneck fucking...
S01 • E09 Baby?. It's me. I'm just getting in the car. I'll just take a minute. I was wrong. You do whatever y - Orange Is the New Black 00:17
Baby?. It's me. I'm just getting in the car....
S01 • E08 You seem depressed. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
You seem depressed.
S06 • E02 Mendoza. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Mendoza.
S01 • E12 Okay, you have to get a pedicure. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
Okay, you have to get a pedicure.
S01 • E06 Ladies, attention, please. - Orange Is the New Black 00:23
Ladies, attention, please.
S06 • E05 ♪ This isn't love ♪ - Orange Is the New Black 00:24
♪ This isn't love ♪
S01 • E03 Officer Williams, inmate services, station 2365. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
Officer Williams, inmate services, station 2365.
S01 • E13 Jesus fucking Christ! - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
Jesus fucking Christ!
S01 • E11 I am so, so, so sorry. - Orange Is the New Black 00:11
I am so, so, so sorry.
S01 • E08 Personally, I went on sad drugs when I got here, and they worked for a while, but now I just cheek 'em and trade 'em for black eyeliner. - Orange Is the New Black 00:50
Personally, I went on sad drugs when I got here, and they...
S01 • E12 That little bitch Mendez. - Orange Is the New Black 00:10
That little bitch Mendez.
S01 • E09 Thank you. - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
Thank you.