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That smells nasty

Orange Is the New Black

That smells nasty. What's it made of? You don't wanna know. How did you learn all this? My...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E09 • 2013

That smells nasty. What's it made of? You don't wanna know. How did you learn all this? My aunt was a santera.I used to help her out sometimes. I dabble. So what's gonna happen to me? You're gonna cramp up,some wicked diarrhea. This shit ain't pretty. You drink this, then you're gonna go outand dig a hole in the yard. You're gonna make me shit in a hole? No. You're gonna put this bean in there. Then you're gonna find a cigarette, you're gonna blow some smoke in there, you're gonna cover it upwith a mound of dirt. And that's gonna have to do it, because I don't have any angelicaor gris-gris oil

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That smells nasty

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What's it made of

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You don't wanna know

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How did you learn all this

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My aunt was a santera I used to help her out sometimes

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I dabble

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So what's gonna happen to me

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You're gonna cramp up some wicked diarrhea

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This shit ain't pretty

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You drink this then you're gonna go out and dig a hole in the yard

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You're gonna make me shit in a hole

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No You're gonna put this bean in there

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Then you're gonna find a cigarette

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you're gonna blow some smoke in there

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you're gonna cover it up with a mound of dirt

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And that's gonna have to do it

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because I don't have any angelica or gris gris oil

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رائحته منف رة

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مما يتكو ن

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لا تريدين أن تعرفي

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كيف تعلمت كل ذلك

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عمتي كانت عط ارة وكنت أساعدها بعض الأوقات

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هواية لي

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ومالذي سيحدث لي

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سيأتيك مغص وإسهال شديد

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هذه الأمور سيئة

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تشربين هذا وبعدها تذهبين وتحفرين حفرة في الساحة

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ستجعليني أتبرز في حفرة

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لا ستضعين هذه البذرة هناك

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وبعدها تأخذين سيجارة

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وتدخنيها هناك

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ثم تغطينها بالتراب

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وهذا يجب أن ي تم الامر

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لأنه ليس لدي نبتة ألأنجليكا أو زيت الغريس غريس

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Ugh ça sent mauvais

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C'est fait de quoi

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Tu ne veux pas savoir

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Comment as tu appris tout ça

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Ma tante était une santera J'avais l'habitude de l'aider de temps à autres

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Je me débrouille

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Donc qu'est ce qu'il va m'arriver

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Tu vas avoir des crampes une vilaine diarrhée

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Ce truc est pas sympa

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Tu bois ça et après tu vas sortir et creuser un trou dans la cour

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Tu vas me faire chier dans un trou

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Non Tu vas y mettre ce haricot

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Puis tu trouves une cigarette

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tu souffles de la fumée dedans

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et tu le recouvres d'un tas de terre

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Ça doit le faire

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parce que je n'ai ni Angélique ni talisman

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Das riecht scheußlich

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Woraus ist das

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Das willst du nicht wissen

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Wie hast du all das gelernt

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Meine Tante war eine Santera Ich habe ihr manchmal geholfen

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Ich stümpere nur rum

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Was wird mit mir passieren

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Du kriegst Krämpfe

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und schlimmen Durchfall

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Das ist kein Spaziergang

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Du trinkst das

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dann gehst du raus und gräbst im Hof ein Loch

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Ich soll in ein Loch kacken

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Nein Du legst diese Bohne da rein

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Dann treibst du eine Zigarette auf

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bläst etwas Rauch hinein

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und bedeckst das Loch dann mit Erde

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Das muss reichen

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denn ich habe keine Engelwurz

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und auch kein Gris gris Etwas Öl

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Фу это отвратительно пахнет

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Из чего это сделано

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Тебе лучше не знать

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СТОНЫ

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Как ты этому научилась

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Моя тетя была святошей Я иногда ей помогала

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Я балуюсь

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Так что со мной случится

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У тебя будут судороги и отвратительная диарея

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А это не самое крутое что может быть

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Ты выпьешь это а потом выйдешь и выкопаешь яму во дворе

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Ты хочешь заставить меня срать в яму

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Нет Ты положишь туда боб

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Потом тебе надо будет найти сигарету

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ты должна вдуть туда немного дыма

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и засыпать кучкой земли

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И это все надо сделать

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потому что у меня нет ангелики или масла гри гри

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Eso huele asqueroso

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De qué está hecho

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No quieres saberlo

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Cómo aprendiste todo esto

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Mi tía era una santera Solía ayudarla algunas veces

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Hice mis pinitos

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Entonces qué me va a pasar

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Te van a dar calambres una horrible diarrea

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Esta mierda no es bonita

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Te bebes esto entonces te sales fuera y cavas un hoyo en el patio

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Me vas a hacer cagar en un hoyo

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No Vas a poner esta judía allí

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Entonces vas a encender un cigarro

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vas a echar algo de humo en él

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vas a cubrirlo con un montículo de tierra

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Y eso tendrá que hacerlo

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porque yo no tengo ningún aceite de angelica o gris gris

Available in 6 languages

Duration

62 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:08

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

9

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.