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The fuck is that?

Orange Is the New Black

The fuck is that? Litchfield one, pussy shutterbug zero. You put a straw in coffee? I just...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E07 • 2013

The fuck is that? Litchfield one, pussy shutterbug zero. You put a straw in coffee? I just had my teeth bleached. Where was it? Healy found it. Good to know someone around hereis on his game. He "found" it? You're buying that, no contest? What, you think Healy's running around herelike a frat boy taking pictures of snatch? I think we should look into it. Seems kind of irrelevant now,don't you think? We both know you're after my job, Joe. But I'm not worried. Never have been.Know why? 'Cause you get mired down in pettinessinstead of stepping your shit up. Nice haircut, by the way

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The fuck is that

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Litchfield one pussy shutterbug zero

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You put a straw in coffee

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I just had my teeth bleached

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Where was it

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Healy found it

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Good to know someone around here is on his game

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He found it

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You're buying that no contest

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What you think Healy's running around here like a frat boy taking pictures of snatch

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I think we should look into it

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Seems kind of irrelevant now don't you think

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We both know you're after my job Joe

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But I'm not worried Never have been Know why

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'Cause you get mired down in pettiness instead of stepping your shit up

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Nice haircut by the way

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ما هذا

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ليتشفيلد رقم واحد عشاق تصوير المهبل

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هل وضعتي تبن في القهوة

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قمت للتو بتبيض أسناني

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أين كان

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هيلي وجده

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من الجيد أن نعلم بأن شخص هنا يعمل لصالحه

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هو وجده

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هل تصدقين ذلك بدون تأكيد

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ماذا هل تضن أن هيلي يركض في الجوار مثل الفتى الغير ناضج

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و يقوم بإلتقاط صور للـ مهبل

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أعتقد أنه يجب علينا النظر في ذلك

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يبدو أن ذلك ليس له علاقة بالموضوع نوعا ما ألا تعتقد ذلك

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كلانا نعرف بأنك تريد عملي جو

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لكني لست بقلقة و لم أكن كذلك ابدا أتعلم لماذا

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لأنك غارق في التفاهة

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بدلا من أن ترتقي

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قصة شعر جميلة بالمناسبة

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C'est quoi ça

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Litchfield 1 Photographe de chatte 0

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Tu mets une paille dans le café

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Je viens de me faire blanchir les dents

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Ou était il

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Healy l'a trouvé

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C'est bon de savoir que quelqu'un par ici fait son boulot

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Il l'a trouvé

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Tu avales ça sans poser de questions

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Quoi Tu crois que Healy court ici comme un membre de fraternité

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en prenant des photo de chattes

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Je pense que nous devrions regarder dedans

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Ça me parait assez impertinent maintenant tu crois pas

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On sait tous les deux que tu en as après mon boulot Joe

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Mais je ne suis pas inquiète Je ne l'ai jamais été Tu sais pourquoi

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Parce que tu vas t'embourber dans ta mesquinerie

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au lieu de redresser ta merde

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Jolie coupe au fait

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Was soll das denn sein

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Litchfield gegen Muschi Fotonarr Eins zu null

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Sie trinken Kaffee mit dem Strohhalm

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Ich habe mir gerade erst die Zähne bleichen lassen

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Wo war es

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Healy hat es gefunden

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Gut dass irgendjemand hier auf Zack ist

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Er hat es gefunden

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Das kaufen Sie ihm ab einfach so

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Glauben Sie Healy rennt hier herum

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wie ein Spätpubertärer und knipst Mösen

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Ich finde wir sollten das überprüfen

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Ist doch jetzt ziemlich unwichtig finden Sie nicht

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Ich weiß wie gern Sie meinen Job hätten

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Aber ich mache mir keine Sorgen Habe ich mir nie gemacht Und warum

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Weil Sie sich mit Kleinkram verzetteln anstatt Ihre Sache voranzutreiben

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Übrigens netter Haarschnitt

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Что это блять

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Личфилд один любительница поснимать свою киску ноль город где расположена тюрьма

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Пьешь кофе через соломинку

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Я только что зубы отбелила

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Где он был

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Хили его нашел

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Приятно знать что хоть кто то здесь знает что делать

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Он нашел его

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И ты купилась на это ничего не спросив

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А что думаешь Хили бегал по тюрьме как какой нибудь красавчик

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и фоткал пезды

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Думаю надо бы рассмотреть эту версию

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Она кажется какой то бессмысленной Ты так не думаешь

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Мы оба знаем что ты метишь на мое место Джо

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Но я переживаю Никогда не переживала Знаешь почему

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Потому что ты погряз в этой мелочности

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вместо того чтобы стремиться вверх

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Хорошая стрижка между прочим

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Qué mierda es eso

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Litchfield uno coño shutterbug cero

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Pones una pajilla en el café

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Acabo de blanquearme los dientes

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Dónde estaba

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Healy lo encontró

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Es bueno saber que alguien alrededor está en su juego

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Él lo encontró

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Y le compras eso sin disputar

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Crees que Healy anda corriendo por aquí como un chico de fraternidad

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tomando fotos

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Creo que hay que vigilarlo

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Parece irrelevante ahora No crees

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Ambos sabemos que estás después de mi trabajo Joe

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Pero no estoy preocupada Nunca lo he estado Sabes por qué

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Porque todo lo consigues sumido en egoísmo

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en lugar de pisar tu propia mierda

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Bonito corte por cierto

Available in 6 languages

Duration

48 seconds

Views

14

Timestamp in Movie

00:40:33

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

7

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.