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There she is

Orange Is the New Black

There she is. And standing up!I heard you'd gone horizontal. I'm not here.I'm outside...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E13 • 2013

There she is. And standing up!I heard you'd gone horizontal. I'm not here.I'm outside raking dirt somewhere. You don't see me. All right. You gotta pick your namefor the Secret Santa. Not this year, Nicky. I'm not in the mood. Come on, Red. You love Christmas. Your sons come up,I mean, with their big-haired wives. I can't wait to seewhat Sparkle Tits wears this year. Sparkle Tits and Yuri have split. She took the kids and the titsand the guinea pig and moved to Sheepshead Bay

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There she is And standing up I heard you'd gone horizontal

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I'm not here I'm outside raking dirt somewhere

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You don't see me

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All right You gotta pick your name for the Secret Santa

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Not this year Nicky I'm not in the mood

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Come on Red You love Christmas

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Your sons come up I mean with their big haired wives

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I can't wait to see what Sparkle Tits wears this year

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Sparkle Tits and Yuri have split

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She took the kids and the tits and the guinea pig

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and moved to Sheepshead Bay

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ها هي واقفه

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سمعت انك ذهبتي إلى قسم الأفقي

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أنا لست هنا أنا بالخارج أنبش التراب في مكان ما

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أنتي لا تشاهديني

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حسنا عليك اختيار اسمك الخاص لسر سانتا

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ليس هذا العام ميكي أنا لست في المزاج

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هيا ريد أنت تحبين عيد الميلاد

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أبناءك سيحظرون أعني مع شعور زوجاتهم الكبيره

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لا أستطيع الأنتظار حتى أرى سبيكلر تيتس يرتدي هذا العام

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سباركلر تيتس و يوري لديهم انقاسم

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انها اخذت الأطفال و تيتس و غينيا الخنزيره

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وانتقلت إلى رئيس الأغنام داخل الغار

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La voilà Et debout

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Il paraît que tu es en mode horizontal

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Je ne suis pas là Je suis dehors à ramasser de la merde quelque part

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Tu m'as pas vu

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D'accord SE RACLE LA GORGE Tu dois tirer un nom pour le Père Noël secret

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Pas cette année Nicky Je ne suis pas d'humeur

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Allez Red Tu adores Noël

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Tes fils viennent avec leurs femmes choucroutées

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J'ai hâte de voir ce que porte Nichons Brillants cette année

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Nichons Brillants et Yuri ont rompu

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Elle a pris les gosses les nichons le cochon d'inde

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et est partie à Sheepshead Bay

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Da ist sie ja Und sie steht

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Ich hörte du lägst flach

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Ich bin nicht hier Ich reche draußen Dreck zusammen

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Du siehst mich gar nicht

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Gut

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Zieh einen Namen fürs Wichteln

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Dieses Jahr nicht Nicky Ich bin nicht in der Stimmung

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Komm schon Red Du liebst Weihnachten

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Deine Söhne kommen her mit ihren Dauerwellen Weibern

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Ich bin gespannt was Glitzertitte dieses Jahr anhat

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Glitzertitte und Juri haben sich getrennt

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Sie ist mit Kindern Titten und Meerschweinchen

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nach Sheepshead Bay gezogen

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Вот и она И встала

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Я слышала ты была в горизонтальном положении

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Меня здесь нет Я где то там на улице разгребаю грязь

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Ты не видишь меня

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Хорошо Тяни имя для Тайного Деда Мороза

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Не в этом году Ники Я не в настроении

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Давай Рэд Ты любишь Рождество

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Твои сыновья приходят со своими женами с высокими прическами

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Не могу дождаться чтобы увидеть что наденет в этом году Сверкающие Сиськи

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Сверкающие Сиськи и Юрий разошлись

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Она забрала и детей и сиськи и морскую свинку

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и переехала в Шипсхед Бэй прим район Бруклина Нью Йорк

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Ahí estás Y levantada

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Oí que te habías quedado en el catre

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No estoy aquí Estoy fuera recogiendo basura en algún sitio

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Tú no me ves

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Está bien Tienes que coger un nombre para el amigo invisible

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Este año no Nicky No estoy de humor

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Vamos Red Te encanta la Navidad

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Vienen tus hijos con sus mujeres de pelo voluminoso

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Estoy deseando ver qué lleva puesto este año Tetas Brillantes

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Tetas Brillantes y Yuri han roto

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Ha cogido a los niños las tetas y la cobaya

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y se ha mudado a Sheepshead Bay

Available in 6 languages

Duration

36 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:21:38

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

13

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.