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Orange Is the New Black

This isn't even remotely coffee. No, it's dandelions. Which are loaded with potassium,...

This isn't even remotely coffee. No, it's dandelions. Which are loaded with potassium, man. Everyone thinks potassiumis all about the bananas, but that is banana-lobby bullshit

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This isn't even remotely coffee
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No it's dandelions
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Which are loaded with potassium man
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Everyone thinks potassium is all about the bananas
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but that is banana lobby bullshit
Available in 6 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:06
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
12
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E01 These are kinda like Toms. - Orange Is the New Black 00:17
These are kinda like Toms.
S01 • E02 Get this bitch off of me! - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Get this bitch off of me!
S01 • E11 Okay. Here's some advice, when a girl makes you cum the way that I do, you should always act thrille - Orange Is the New Black 00:14
Okay. Here's some advice, when a girl makes you cum the...
S01 • E12 She does have a point about the radio thing, I'll cop to that. - Orange Is the New Black 00:58
She does have a point about the radio thing, I'll cop...
S01 • E06 Why'd you change the station? - Orange Is the New Black 00:58
Why'd you change the station?
S06 • E09 Oh, it's, uh... I think the song's skipping. - Orange Is the New Black 00:14
Oh, it's, uh... I think the song's skipping.
S01 • E08 And then there were two. - Orange Is the New Black 00:42
And then there were two.
S01 • E09 Give me a shotgun! - Orange Is the New Black 00:10
Give me a shotgun!
S01 • E02 B fucking took my hair out! - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
B fucking took my hair out!
S01 • E03 Before I met you the sun was like a yellow grapeBut now it look like fire in the skyWhy Because you light a fire inside me - Orange Is the New Black 00:18
Before I met you the sun was like a yellow grapeBut now it...
S01 • E07 It was you. - Orange Is the New Black 00:24
It was you.
S01 • E11 I asked some of the girls to come help me plan a memorial for Tricia, nobody showed up. - Orange Is the New Black 00:45
I asked some of the girls to come help me plan a memorial...
S01 • E10 Look, adventure is just hardship with an inflated sense of self. - Orange Is the New Black 00:23
Look, adventure is just hardship with an inflated sense of...
S01 • E13 Is it just me, or are these eggs, like, extra spicy? - Orange Is the New Black 00:33
Is it just me, or are these eggs, like, extra spicy?
S01 • E09 How long am I gonna be in here? - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
How long am I gonna be in here?
S03 • E06 There you go. Now you're perfect. - Orange Is the New Black 00:29
There you go. Now you're perfect.
S01 • E03 I wrote it for you. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
I wrote it for you.
S01 • E07 In my defense, I would just like to point out that technically, you did not go down because of the screwdriver. - Orange Is the New Black 00:17
In my defense, I would just like to point out that...
S01 • E10 Keep moving, ladies! - Orange Is the New Black 00:15
Keep moving, ladies!
S06 • E07 Gimme. - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
Gimme.