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This shit better be spotless when I get back
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Orange Is the New Black

This shit better be spotless when I get back

This shit better be spotless when I get back

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This shit better be spotless when I get back
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:01
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
11
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E13 This is a duck. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
This is a duck.
S01 • E02 Go meet his wife. - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
Go meet his wife.
S01 • E13 This is a goose. - Orange Is the New Black 00:21
This is a goose.
S01 • E05 You d id n't eat breakfast. - Orange Is the New Black 00:27
You d id n't eat breakfast.
S01 • E06 I will get to the bottom of this, ma'am. - Orange Is the New Black 00:14
I will get to the bottom of this, ma'am.
S01 • E03 So I say to her, "You're the third pregnant girl I've rescued this month." She goes, "But, I'm not pregnant!" And I go, "You're not rescued yet!" Hey, Burset, where the fuck you going? - Orange Is the New Black 00:20
So I say to her, "You're the third pregnant girl...
S03 • E11 See you next Tuesday - Orange Is the New Black 00:11
See you next Tuesday
S01 • E02 That's disgusting. - Orange Is the New Black 00:50
That's disgusting.
S01 • E08 Here. Trust me. Have you been out there? - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
Here. Trust me. Have you been out there?
S01 • E06 Christ. - Orange Is the New Black 00:28
Christ.
S01 • E07 Twenty-six, 27, 28, 29, 30! - Orange Is the New Black 00:47
Twenty-six, 27, 28, 29, 30!
S01 • E08 I look like Michael Jackson. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
I look like Michael Jackson.
S01 • E13 Dashin ' through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O 'er the fields we go Laughin ' all the way Go, tell it on the mountain Over the hills and everywhere Go. - Orange Is the New Black 00:24
Dashin ' through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O...
S01 • E06 Between the Baptists and the addicts, I can't find a peaceful place to meditate on love and acceptance, which my Buddhist faith requires. - Orange Is the New Black 00:25
Between the Baptists and the addicts, I can't find a...
S01 • E01 So, there's an entire pig in there? - Orange Is the New Black 00:32
So, there's an entire pig in there?
S03 • E01 You can see for yourself she ain't right in the head - Orange Is the New Black 00:24
You can see for yourself she ain't right in the head
S01 • E09 -I get it. - Orange Is the New Black 00:55
-I get it.
S01 • E02 Why? Why isn't this the Radisson? Why do you need to be moved? Did someone try to engage with you se - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
Why? Why isn't this the Radisson? Why do you need to be...
S01 • E08 Well, if it isn't Litchfield's biggest celebrity. - Orange Is the New Black 00:42
Well, if it isn't Litchfield's biggest celebrity.
S01 • E12 You're a mean person. - Orange Is the New Black 00:33
You're a mean person.