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Orange Is the New Black

Twenty-six, 27, 28, 29, 30!Who's the big talker now? You were counting too fast! Bullshit,...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E07 • 2013

Twenty-six, 27, 28, 29, 30!Who's the big talker now? You were counting too fast! Bullshit, Vause. I told you, it can't be done. Six saltines in 30 seconds? You are a disgusting animal. Okay?What the fuck? I mean, which is a qualityI greatly admire in a person. You're in touch with your primal self. Yeah, well, my primal selfcannot resist a dare, apparently. Which is also how I ended upwith three broken toes and, briefly, chlamydia. And in prison. Well, that wasn't so much a dare,as it was a deal. Officer Webster, pick up extension 4 1 4

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Twenty six 27 28 29 30 Who's the big talker now

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You were counting too fast

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Bullshit Vause I told you it can't be done

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Six saltines in 30 seconds

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You are a disgusting animal Okay What the fuck

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I mean which is a quality I greatly admire in a person

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You're in touch with your primal self

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Yeah well my primal self cannot resist a dare apparently

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Which is also how I ended up with three broken toes

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and briefly chlamydia

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And in prison

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Well that wasn't so much a dare as it was a deal

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Officer Webster pick up extension 4 1 4

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26 27 28 29 30 من الثرثار الان

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كنت تعدين بسرعة

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هراء فاس قلت لك بانك لاتستطيعين فعلها

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ستة قطع بسكويت فى 30 ثانية

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أنت حيوانة مثيرة للاشمئزاز ما هذا القرف

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أعنى بأنها صفة أحبها فى الانسان

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أنت فى اتصال مع نفسك البدائية

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أجل من الواضح بأن نفسى البدائية لا تستطيع أن تنسحب من تحدى

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هذا يفسر ايضا كيف انتهيت بثلاثة اصابع مكسورة

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و مرض داء المتدثرات توضيح مرض جنسى يؤدى الى اصابات تناسلية

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و السجن

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هذا لم يكن تحدى اكثر ما كان صفقة

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26 27 28 29 30 C'est qui la grande gueule

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T'as compté trop vite

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Des conneries Vause J'te l'ai dit c'est infaisable

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Six biscuits en 30 secondes

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Tu es un animal répugnant OK Putain

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J'veux dire c'est une qualité que j'apprécie

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T'es en lien avec ton instinct animal

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Ben apparemment il ne peut pas résister à un défi

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C'est comme ça que j'ai fini avec 3 orteils cassés

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et brièvement une MST

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Et en prison

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C'était plus un arrangement qu'un défi

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Officier Webster décrochez le poste 414

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26 27 28 29 30 Wer ist hier das Großmaul

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Du hast zu schnell gezählt

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Quatsch Vause Ich habe dir gesagt das geht nicht

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Sechs Salzcracker in 30 Sekunden

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Du Schwein Was soll der Scheiß

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Allerdings schätze ich diese Qualität an Menschen

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Du bist in Kontakt mit deinem Primaten Ich

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Tja mein Primaten Ich kann Wetten offensichtlich nicht widerstehen

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Das hat mir mal drei gebrochene Zehen und Chlamydien eingebracht

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Und das Gefängnis

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Das war keine Wette das war ein Deal

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Wachbeamter Webster bitte Apparat 414

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26 27 28 29 30 Ха Кто теперь балабол

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Ты слишком быстро считала

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Херня Воуз Я говорила что это невозможно

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6 крекеров за 30 секунд

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Ты противное животное Серьезно Что за черт

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Я это конечно очень уважаю в человеке

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Ты в гармонии со своей первобытной сущностью

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Ага моя первобытная сущность похоже никогда не может отказаться от вызова

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Из за этого я сломала три пальца на ноге

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и на недолго заболела хламидиозом

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А теперь в тюрьме

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Ну это была скорее сделка чем вызов

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Офицер Вебстер заберите разрешение 414

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26 27 28 29 30 Ha ha Quién es la gran habladora ahora

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Estabas contando muy rápido

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Tonterías Vause Te lo dije no se puede

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Seis galletas en 30 segundos

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Eres una asquerosa Ok Qué mierda

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Quiero decir es una cualidad que admiro en una persona

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Estás en contacto con tu yo interno

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Sí bueno mi yo interno no puede resistirse a un desafío al parecer

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por lo cual también terminé con 3 dedos rotos del pie

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y brevemente clamidia

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Y en prisión

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Bueno eso no fue tanto un reto fue un acuerdo

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ALTAVOZ Oficial Webster recoja la extensión 414

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Duration

47 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:45

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

7

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.