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Vanilla and vanilla Swirl, swirl You know, I don't actually think it's a swirl if it's the same flavor

Orange Is the New Black

Vanilla and vanilla Swirl, swirl You know, I don't actually think it's a swirlif it's the...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E11 • 2013

Vanilla and vanilla Swirl, swirl You know, I don't actually think it's a swirlif it's the same flavor. You know, if you were still my wife, I would tell you all the timehow much I like your titties. 'Cause girls like that. And that is a tip from me to you. Alex, I miss you. I don't have time to wander aroundflea markets and drink café au lait with you. But I'm so cute. Look how cute I am. Babe, I'm sorry. I'm so fucking stressed. But you're always so fucking stressed. I feel like a pathetic housewife

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Vanilla and vanilla

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Swirl swirl

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You know I don't actually think it's a swirl if it's the same flavor

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You know if you were still my wife

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I would tell you all the time how much I like your titties

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'Cause girls like that

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And that is a tip from me to you

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Alex I miss you

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I don't have time to wander around flea markets and drink café au lait with you

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But I'm so cute Look how cute I am

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Babe I'm sorry I'm so fucking stressed

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But you're always so fucking stressed

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I feel like a pathetic housewife

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فانيليا و فانيليا

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امزجها امزجها

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امزجها امزجها

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أتعرفين لا أعتقد بأنه كوكتيل إن كانت كلها نفس النكهة

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أتعرفين لو كنت ماتزالين زوجتي

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كنت لأخبرك طوال الوقت كم أحب نهودك

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لان الفتيات يعجبهن ذلك

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وهذه نصيحة مني إليك

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آليكس إشتقت لك

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ليس لدي وقت لأتمش ى معك

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في الأسواق واشرب كافيه لاتيه معك

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ولكنني جميلة جدا انظري كم أنا جميلة

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حبيبتي أنا آسفة إنني تحت ضغط شديد

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ولكنك دائما تحت ضغط شديد

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أشعر وكأني ربة منزل مثيرة للشفقة

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Vanille et Vanille

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Voluté

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Voluté

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Tu sais je ne pense pas réellement que c'est un voluté si c'est la même saveur

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Tu sais si t'étais toujours ma femme

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Je te dirai tout le temps à quel point j'aime tes tétons

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Car les filles aiment ça

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Et c'est un conseil de moi pour toi

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Alex tu me manques

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J'ai pas le temps de flâner

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dans les marchés aux puces et boire un café au lait avec toi

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Mais je suis trop mignonne Regarde comment je suis si mignonne

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Bébé je suis désolée Je suis juste hyper stressée

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Mais tu es toujours putain de stressée

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Je me sens comme une femme au foyer pathétique

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Vanille und Vanille

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Swirl Swirl

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Swirl Swirl

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Man kann es schlecht Swirl nennen wenn es der gleiche Geschmack ist

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Wenn du noch meine Frau wärst

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würde ich dir ständig erzählen wie sehr ich deine Titten mag

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Denn das hören Mädchen gern

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Das nur so als Tipp von mir an dich

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Alex du fehlst mir

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Ich habe keine Zeit auf Flohmärkte zu gehen

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und mit dir Café au Lait zu trinken

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Aber ich bin doch so niedlich

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Sieh mal wie niedlich ich bin

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Babe tut mir leid aber ich bin voll im Stress

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Du bist immer voll im Stress

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Ich fühle mich wie eine jämmerliche Hausfrau

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ваниль и ваниль

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кружатся в вихре

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кружатся в вихре

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Знаешь я не думаю что два одинаковых вкуса скручиваются

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Знаешь если бы ты по прежнему была моей женой

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я бы каждый день говорила тебе как мне нравятся твои титечки

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Девчонки такое любят

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И это тебе мой совет

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Алекс я скучаю

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У меня нет времени бродить с тобой

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по блошиным рынкам и пить вместе латте

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Но я же такая миленькая Посмотри какая я миленькая

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Малыш прости Я в таком блядском стрессе

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Но ты всегда в блядском стрессе

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Я чувствую себя как никчемная домохозяйка

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Vainilla y vainilla

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se arremolinan se arremolinan

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se arremolinan se arremolinan

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Sabes en realidad no creo que sea un remolino si es el mismo sabor

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Sabes si todavía fueras mi esposa

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Me gustaría decirte todo el tiempo lo mucho que me gustan tus tetas

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Porque a las chicas les gusta eso

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Y eso es un consejo de mí para ti

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Alex te echo de menos

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No tengo tiempo para pasear

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por los mercadillos y beber café con leche contigo

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Pero soy tan mona Mira que mona soy

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Nena lo siento Estoy la hostia de estresada

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Pero tú siempre estás la hostia de estresada

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Me siento como una patética ama de casa

Available in 6 languages

Duration

49 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:57

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

11

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.