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Well, if it isn't Litchfield's biggest celebrity

Orange Is the New Black

Well, if it isn't Litchfield's biggest celebrity. I don't know what that means. Excuse me?...

Orange Is the New Black • S01E08 • 2013

Well, if it isn't Litchfield's biggest celebrity. I don't know what that means. Excuse me? I'm sorry, I'm just trying to stay healthy. Boyfriend wrote quite the article about you. Larry? Oh, my God! Oh, my God, is that the Times?. Yep. He's in the Times?. What did he say? He went on and onabout your enchanting little love story. May I read it? I mean, I can waituntil you're done, obviously. I had no ideathat he would actually make it in there. Looks like I've already thrown mine away

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Well if it isn't Litchfield's biggest celebrity

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I don't know what that means

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Excuse me

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I'm sorry I'm just trying to stay healthy

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Boyfriend wrote quite the article about you

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Larry

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Oh my God Oh my God is that the Times

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Yep

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He's in the Times

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What did he say

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He went on and on about your enchanting little love story

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May I read it I mean I can wait until you're done obviously

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I had no idea that he would actually make it in there

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Looks like I've already thrown mine away

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حسنا إذا لم تكن أكبر المشاهير في ليتشفيلد

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أنا لا أعرف ماذا يعني ذلك

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عفوا

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أوه أنا أسفة أنا فقط أحاول أن أبقى في صحة جيدة

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خليلك كتب مقالة عنك

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لاري

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اوه يا إلاهي اوه يا إلاهي هل هذة جريدة الـ تايمس

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نعم

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هو في جريدة الـ تايمس

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ماذا قال

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هو واصل الحديث عن قصة الحب الساحرة بينكم

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هل تسمح لي بقرائتها أنا أعني أستطيع الإنتظار حتى تنتهي بالتأكيد

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لم يكن لدي أي فكرة بأنه يستطيع فعل ذلك هناك

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يبدو أنني بالفعل قد رميت جريدتي بعيدا

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pos 192 225 Si ce n'est pas la grande vedette de Litchfield

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Je ne comprends pas l'allusion

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Pardon

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Excusez moi je veux rester en bonne santé

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Votre copain a écrit tout un article sur vous

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Larry

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pos 192 225 Mon Dieu C'est le Times

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pos 192 225 Oui

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pos 192 225 Il paraît dans le Times

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Qu'est ce qu'il dit

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Il raconte dans le menu détail votre charmante histoire d'amour

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pos 192 225 Je peux le lire Je peux attendre que vous ayez fini

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Je ne savais pas qu'il se ferait publier dans ce magazine

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Je pense que j'ai jeté mon exemplaire

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Na wenn das mal nicht Litchfields größter Star ist

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Ich weiß nicht was Sie damit meinen

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Entschuldigung

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Oh tut mir leid ich versuche nur gesund zu bleiben

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Ihr Freund hat einen ziemlich großen Artikel über Sie geschrieben

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Larry

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Oh mein Gott Oh mein Gott ist das die Times

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Japp

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Er ist in der Times

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Was hat er denn geschrieben

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Er redete in einem fort über ihre bezaubernde kleine Liebesgeschichte

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Darf ich es lesen Ich meine ich kann natürlich warten bis Sie fertig sind

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Ich hatte ja keine Ahnung dass er es da reinschaffen würde

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Sieht so aus als hätte ich meine Zeitung schon weggeschmissen

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О не это ли главная знаменитость Личфилда

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Я не знаю что это значит

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Прости

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О извините я просто пытаюсь остаться здоровой

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Твой парень написал заметную статью о тебе

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Ларри

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О Боже О Боже это Таймс

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Да

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Он попал в Таймс

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Что он говорит

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Вся статья посвящена вашей очаровательной любовной истории

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Могу я прочесть это В смысле я безусловно могу подождать пока вы не закончите

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Я понятия не имела что он опубликуется там

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Кажется я уже выбросил свой экземпляр

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Vaya si es la mayor celebridad de Litchfield

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No sé qué significa eso

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Disculpa

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Oh lo siento estoy tratando de mantenerme saludable

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Tu novio escribió un peculiar artículo sobre ti

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Larry

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Oh Dios mío Oh Dios mío Es el Times

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Sí

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Salió en el Times

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Qué dijo

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Habló y habló acerca de vuestra encantadora y pequeña historia de amor

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Puedo leerla Digo puedo esperar a que termine obviamente

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No tenía idea de que fuera a salir ahí

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Parece que ya he tirado el mío

Available in 6 languages

Duration

42 seconds

Views

27

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:27

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

8

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.