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Well, this is a surprise. Best entertainmentyou could hope for around here. Friday night, we're gonna havesalsa night, okay? I can't live without my conga, okay? As y'all know,I am a follower of Jesus Christ, my Lord and my Savior. And he wants us to spread his word.With force, if necessary. You know, I'm surprisedthe Admin is actually letting this happen. Those boys have awfully short memories. White girl who won last time got slocked when she asked the commissaryto stock unsalted potato chips instead of salt and vinegar. It's not a job you want. Furthermuch, why don't we haveUltra Sheen in the commissary? -Why?-You ask me, that shit is racist! -Fucking racist.-Why you gotta hate black folks? Why? You do have to admire their effort. Every damn inmate is here
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Well this is a surprise
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Best entertainment you could hope for around here
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Friday night we're gonna have salsa night okay
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I can't live without my conga okay
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As y'all know I am a follower of Jesus Christ
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my Lord and my Savior
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And he wants us to spread his word With force if necessary
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You know I'm surprised the Admin is actually letting this happen
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Those boys have awfully short memories
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White girl who won last time got slocked
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when she asked the commissary to stock unsalted potato chips
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instead of salt and vinegar
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It's not a job you want
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Furthermuch why don't we have Ultra Sheen in the commissary
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Why You ask me that shit is racist
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Fucking racist Why you gotta hate black folks Why
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You do have to admire their effort
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Every damn inmate is here
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Movie Summary
Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.