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Orange Is the New Black

What, are you a vampire now?Do you need an invitation? -Not too close, though. I'm...

What, are you a vampire now?Do you need an invitation? -Not too close, though. I'm contagious.-I know

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What are you a vampire now Do you need an invitation
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Not too close though I'm contagious I know
Available in 6 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
9
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:12
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S06 • E02 Yeah, hello. Jack? - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
Yeah, hello. Jack?
S01 • E03 -You have the right to remain silent. - Orange Is the New Black 00:21
-You have the right to remain silent.
S01 • E12 She says it's not her fault if other people look at her. - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
She says it's not her fault if other people look at...
S01 • E06 You gotta hit rock bottom before you know which direction to go in. - Orange Is the New Black 00:22
You gotta hit rock bottom before you know which direction to...
S01 • E09 Hello? An inmate from Litchfield Federal Prison is attempting to contact you. To accept the call, pl - Orange Is the New Black 00:10
Hello? An inmate from Litchfield Federal Prison is...
S02 • E02 That's simply untrue This isn't a contest - Orange Is the New Black 00:33
That's simply untrue This isn't a contest
S01 • E08 I'm plotting my revenge on that redneck fucking Deliverance extra. - Orange Is the New Black 00:10
I'm plotting my revenge on that redneck fucking...
S01 • E09 Baby?. It's me. I'm just getting in the car. I'll just take a minute. I was wrong. You do whatever y - Orange Is the New Black 00:17
Baby?. It's me. I'm just getting in the car....
S06 • E02 Mendoza. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Mendoza.
S01 • E08 You seem depressed. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
You seem depressed.
S01 • E12 Okay, you have to get a pedicure. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
Okay, you have to get a pedicure.
S01 • E06 Ladies, attention, please. - Orange Is the New Black 00:23
Ladies, attention, please.
S06 • E05 ♪ This isn't love ♪ - Orange Is the New Black 00:24
♪ This isn't love ♪
S01 • E03 Officer Williams, inmate services, station 2365. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
Officer Williams, inmate services, station 2365.
S01 • E13 Jesus fucking Christ! - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
Jesus fucking Christ!
S01 • E11 I am so, so, so sorry. - Orange Is the New Black 00:11
I am so, so, so sorry.
S01 • E08 Personally, I went on sad drugs when I got here, and they worked for a while, but now I just cheek 'em and trade 'em for black eyeliner. - Orange Is the New Black 00:50
Personally, I went on sad drugs when I got here, and they...
S01 • E12 That little bitch Mendez. - Orange Is the New Black 00:10
That little bitch Mendez.
S01 • E09 Thank you. - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
Thank you.
S01 • E13 Joseph, you were saying? - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
Joseph, you were saying?