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Orange Is the New Black

What are you doing? What? You can't put that in your pocket. It's gonna end up at the...

What are you doing? What? You can't put that in your pocket. It's gonna end up at the bottomof the washing machine. Okay. Where would you like meto put it then, Piper? Up your ass. There's no room.Apparently, my head's already up there. I'm sorry

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What are you doing
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What
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You can't put that in your pocket
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It's gonna end up at the bottom of the washing machine
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Okay
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Where would you like me to put it then Piper
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Up your ass
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There's no room Apparently my head's already up there
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I'm sorry
Available in 8 languages
Duration
19 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:03
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E08 Got enough, bro? - Orange Is the New Black 00:40
Got enough, bro?
S01 • E05 I'm sorry, do I smell? - Orange Is the New Black 00:34
I'm sorry, do I smell?
S01 • E03 What the fuck are you doing inside the CO bubble? - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
What the fuck are you doing inside the CO bubble?
S01 • E07 -Did you vote for her? - Orange Is the New Black 00:35
-Did you vote for her?
S03 • E09 [speaking Pennsylvania Dutch] Mother, I'm back. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
[speaking Pennsylvania Dutch] Mother, I'm back.
S01 • E02 Who are you? - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Who are you?
S01 • E01 You know what? - Orange Is the New Black 00:19
You know what?
S01 • E03 Shit is wild, right? - Orange Is the New Black 00:23
Shit is wild, right?
S01 • E04 Voilà! The monkey can dance. What'd you call me? You lose a tool, you go to SHU. Time for my nap. - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
Voilà! The monkey can dance. What'd you call me? You...
S06 • E10 -May we sit here? -That would be wonderful. - Orange Is the New Black 00:11
-May we sit here? -That would be wonderful.
S01 • E02 What's the matter, you don't wanna hit me again? - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
What's the matter, you don't wanna hit me again?
S01 • E02 This orange thing, it's like, I glow in the dark. - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
This orange thing, it's like, I glow in the dark.
S06 • E10 Oh, these are taken. - Orange Is the New Black 00:20
Oh, these are taken.
S01 • E05 What? What? You saw a chicken? Like, a real live chicken in the flesh? Well, it was covered in feath - Orange Is the New Black 00:11
What? What? You saw a chicken? Like, a real live chicken in...
S01 • E01 Okay. Self-surrender. Yeah, well, no one told me either. Available guards... Got the paperwork right - Orange Is the New Black 00:21
Okay. Self-surrender. Yeah, well, no one told me either....
S01 • E05 You saw a chicken Like a real live chicken in the flesh - Orange Is the New Black 00:04
You saw a chicken Like a real live chicken in the flesh
S01 • E02 You got any extra khakis? - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
You got any extra khakis?
S01 • E02 And don't be in such a rush to get out of that orange, sabes?: Once you're in these, you're old news. - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
And don't be in such a rush to get out of that orange,...
S01 • E05 What's going on? - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
What's going on?
S01 • E01 Piper. Rhymes with sniper. Inmate Robinson to the visitor area. - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
Piper. Rhymes with sniper. Inmate Robinson to the visitor...