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Orange Is the New Black

What are you doing there? Making you a pair of earrings. Wait! You asshole!That's supposed...

What are you doing there? Making you a pair of earrings. Wait! You asshole!That's supposed to be a surprise. Surprise! These suck. God! I'm just not crafty.I don't know what to give you. Man, you're right. It should be a boy.It's not funny

Full Transcript

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What are you doing there
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Making you a pair of earrings
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Wait You asshole That's supposed to be a surprise
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Surprise
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These suck
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God I'm just not crafty I don't know what to give you
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Man you're right It should be a boy It's not funny
Available in 6 languages
Duration
27 seconds
Views
9
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:36
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
13
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E09 She wants my blessing. - Orange Is the New Black 00:43
She wants my blessing.
S01 • E07 And float all the way down. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
And float all the way down.
S01 • E11 I am proud of you. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
I am proud of you.
S01 • E03 How? I don't know. - Orange Is the New Black 00:59
How? I don't know.
S01 • E12 You ain't got to be alone no more. - Orange Is the New Black 00:26
You ain't got to be alone no more.
S01 • E11 That was really brave. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
That was really brave.
S01 • E04 You scared me. - Orange Is the New Black 00:37
You scared me.
S01 • E07 And now roll all the way down again, - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
And now roll all the way down again,
S03 • E09 It's okay. There's no one around. - Orange Is the New Black 00:25
It's okay. There's no one around.
S01 • E01 This is all just a big adventure with liver and Yoga Jonesand racism - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
This is all just a big adventure with liver and Yoga...
S01 • E11 You know, I don't think that anyone has ever used that word to describe me in the history of the universe. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
You know, I don't think that anyone has ever used that...
S01 • E07 Bend at the waist, and let the arms hang. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Bend at the waist, and let the arms hang.
S01 • E13 Hey. I think I know what I want for Christmas. - Orange Is the New Black 00:10
Hey. I think I know what I want for Christmas.
S01 • E07 And continue to breathe, and hang. - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
And continue to breathe, and hang.
S01 • E08 I feel sad. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
I feel sad.
S01 • E11 I'm glad we have each other in here, kid. - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
I'm glad we have each other in here, kid.
S01 • E10 I'm scared that I'm not myself in here and I'm scared that I am - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
I'm scared that I'm not myself in here and...
S01 • E12 Hey! Hey, I get the blanket. Well, look at you, Miss Thing. I was her roommate. I took her shit and - Orange Is the New Black 00:23
Hey! Hey, I get the blanket. Well, look at you, Miss Thing....
S01 • E02 Wilson into left field: Beautiful hit:::: eludes one tackler: And he's brought down hard: "One imagines somewhere in an attic "there 's a painting of him that's rapidly aging: " For a guy from Ad Age, he can really write: He also says you're married: Jesu - Orange Is the New Black 00:55
Wilson into left field: Beautiful hit:::: eludes one...
S03 • E09 I know it sounds rough, - Orange Is the New Black 00:32
I know it sounds rough,