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What? Happy hour. Who's up for margaritas? Last time I drank tequila, I woke up in Weehawken. Yeah
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Orange Is the New Black

What? Happy hour. Who's up for margaritas? Last time I drank tequila,I woke up in...

What? Happy hour. Who's up for margaritas? Last time I drank tequila,I woke up in Weehawken. Yeah, isn't that where you're from? Fucking shithole. Yeah, well, Piper loves tequila. I gotta go. What? Afraid I'll tell themthe pork chop story? Yeah, this is fuckin' weird, okay? I have a pork chop story, too. You go first

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What
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Happy hour Who's up for margaritas
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Last time I drank tequila I woke up in Weehawken
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Yeah isn't that where you're from
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Fucking shithole
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Yeah well Piper loves tequila
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I gotta go
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What Afraid I'll tell them the pork chop story
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Yeah this is fuckin' weird okay
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I have a pork chop story too You go first
Available in 7 languages
Duration
24 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:31
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E08 The hospital van just parked. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
The hospital van just parked.
S01 • E06 Caputo grilled me about inappropriate relationships for five hours today. - Orange Is the New Black 00:41
Caputo grilled me about inappropriate relationships for five...
S01 • E08 Okay, okay. - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
Okay, okay.
S01 • E01 You are a nice blonde lady, aren't you? - Orange Is the New Black 00:22
You are a nice blonde lady, aren't you?
S01 • E10 Look, this is silly. - Orange Is the New Black 00:32
Look, this is silly.
S01 • E12 You best not waste my squirrel bullets. - Orange Is the New Black 00:05
You best not waste my squirrel bullets.
S01 • E04 They're under the bed. - Orange Is the New Black 00:15
They're under the bed.
S01 • E11 You know this doesn't mean I'm your wife, right? - Orange Is the New Black 00:16
You know this doesn't mean I'm your wife, right?
S01 • E05 My boy said that shit's worth, like, $1,000, yo. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
My boy said that shit's worth, like, $1,000, yo.
S01 • E08 Hey... Okay, so be careful. Relax. I do this all the time. Why? Because it's fucked up. And when you - Orange Is the New Black 00:58
Hey... Okay, so be careful. Relax. I do this all the time....
S06 • E05 Oh. Check, check, check it out. Your MVP is all alone. - Orange Is the New Black 00:20
Oh. Check, check, check it out. Your MVP is all alone.
S01 • E01 It's all fine. - Orange Is the New Black 00:22
It's all fine.
S01 • E11 Thank you, Suzanne. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Thank you, Suzanne.
S01 • E04 -My God. - Orange Is the New Black 00:20
-My God.
S01 • E05 Yo, Spanish mamis got something going on. - Orange Is the New Black 00:46
Yo, Spanish mamis got something going on.
S01 • E10 Hey, have you eaten? - Orange Is the New Black 00:23
Hey, have you eaten?
S06 • E03 [woman speaking indistinctly on walkie-talkie] - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
[woman speaking indistinctly on walkie-talkie]
S01 • E02 You're not getting hazed, you're not getting harassed, you're getting starved. - Orange Is the New Black 00:23
You're not getting hazed, you're not getting...
S01 • E06 -No... -Let me. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
-No... -Let me.
S01 • E10 They didn't call your name, you don't have a visitor. - Orange Is the New Black 00:30
They didn't call your name, you don't have a...