What the fuck is this? Oh, don't start with me. We are done with factory meat, babe....
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What the fuck is this? Oh, don't start with me. We are done with factory meat, babe. There's no reason why we can't responsiblyhunt all the animal protein we need. Yeah, I was hungry. Is this some kind of game to you? I can't even put this in the compost pile,it'll make the worms sick. We're 1 00%%% on the same pagephilosophically, babe, but I think we really needto calibrate the intensity factor. -You think I'm intense?-Yeah. Okay, guess what? Without me, all you're doing is smoking pot in the forestin a flannel shirt and a hipster beard, Iike a fat Bon Iver, the fucking Jack Johnson of Wisconsin. This is exactly the kind of black-and-whiteHolstein shit that I'm talking about. Okay. You know what the problem is? We are just funda-fucking-mentallydifferent people, at a DNA level! What? Your father isa financial systems analyst! Okay, are you fully committedto living an authentic life, or are you just acting out someHank-Thoreau-at-Walden-Pond fantasy shit from seventh grade English? -Why does it matter?-I can't talk to you!
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What the fuck is this
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Oh don't start with me
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We are done with factory meat babe
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There's no reason why we can't responsibly hunt all the animal protein we need
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Yeah I was hungry
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Is this some kind of game to you
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I can't even put this in the compost pile it'll make the worms sick
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We're 1 00 on the same page philosophically babe
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but I think we really need to calibrate the intensity factor
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You think I'm intense Yeah
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Okay guess what Without me
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all you're doing is smoking pot in the forest in a flannel shirt and a hipster beard
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Iike a fat Bon Iver
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the fucking Jack Johnson of Wisconsin
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This is exactly the kind of black and white Holstein shit that I'm talking about
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Okay You know what the problem is
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We are just funda fucking mentally different people at a DNA level
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What Your father is a financial systems analyst
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Okay are you fully committed to living an authentic life
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or are you just acting out some Hank Thoreau at Walden Pond fantasy shit
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from seventh grade English
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Why does it matter I can't talk to you
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Movie Summary
Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
