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When I first got here, I had troubles like you
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Orange Is the New Black

Instead of this. Thank God I got cancer. No one fucks with cancer

When I first got here, I had troubles like you. There was a disagreement. Then we brawled. That's how you settled things. And if I'd have won, I'd have been la jefa:Instead of this. Thank God I got cancer. No one fucks with cancer

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When I first got here I had troubles like you
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There was a disagreement
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Then we brawled
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That's how you settled things
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And if I'd have won
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I'd have been la jefa
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Instead of this
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Thank God I got cancer
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No one fucks with cancer
Available in 7 languages
Duration
31 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:23
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E12 No offense, Bloomer, but it's super weird that I'm in the middle here. - Orange Is the New Black 00:38
No offense, Bloomer, but it's super weird that I'm...
S01 • E01 Come with me. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
Come with me.
S01 • E07 Damn! See? This one got the same number on both ends. The first time you play that, it's called a sp - Orange Is the New Black 00:20
Damn! See? This one got the same number on both ends. The...
S01 • E11 Look, life gets messy sometimes. - Orange Is the New Black 00:22
Look, life gets messy sometimes.
S01 • E04 You were gone long this trip. - Orange Is the New Black 00:21
You were gone long this trip.
S03 • E07 Do you hear yourself sometimes Like when you speak - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
Do you hear yourself sometimes Like when you speak
S01 • E01 Are you serious? - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
Are you serious?
S01 • E01 Come with me. - Orange Is the New Black 00:19
Come with me.
S01 • E08 All right, look. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
All right, look.
S01 • E04 Hey... Claudette, I got married. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Hey... Claudette, I got married.
S01 • E02 Good talk. - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
Good talk.
S01 • E07 These are all the places I'm gonna travel when I get out. - Orange Is the New Black 00:25
These are all the places I'm gonna travel when I get...
S01 • E11 Vanilla and vanilla Swirl, swirl You know, I don't actually think it's a swirl if it's the same flavor. - Orange Is the New Black 00:49
Vanilla and vanilla Swirl, swirl You know, I don't...
S01 • E08 Look, what I mean is, if you don't leave, I'll just go right back to clean crew. - Orange Is the New Black 00:20
Look, what I mean is, if you don't leave, I'll...
S06 • E01 -[gunshots echo] -Oh! [grunts] - Orange Is the New Black 00:14
-[gunshots echo] -Oh! [grunts]
S01 • E04 Congratulations. - Orange Is the New Black 00:11
Congratulations.
S01 • E01 You know what I mean. - Orange Is the New Black 00:11
You know what I mean.
S01 • E02 So it's nothing but lemonade? - Orange Is the New Black 00:15
So it's nothing but lemonade?
S01 • E04 -Hello. -Bonjour. - Orange Is the New Black 00:21
-Hello. -Bonjour.
S01 • E01 Come on, babe. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Come on, babe.