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Orange Is the New Black

You wanna talk about it? Not really. I have to give you a titty-twister,you'll be feelin'...

You wanna talk about it? Not really. I have to give you a titty-twister,you'll be feelin' that shit next week. What they don't tell you when you get out?They gonna be up your ass like the KGB. Curfew every night,piss in a cup whenever they say, you gotta do three job interviews in a weekfor jobs you never gonna get. Probation officer callin' every minute,checkin' up. Man, at least in jail you get dinner

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You wanna talk about it
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Not really
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I have to give you a titty twister you'll be feelin' that shit next week
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What they don't tell you when you get out They gonna be up your ass like the KGB
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Curfew every night piss in a cup whenever they say
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you gotta do three job interviews in a week for jobs you never gonna get
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Probation officer callin' every minute checkin' up
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Man at least in jail you get dinner
Available in 6 languages
Duration
29 seconds
Views
11
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:16
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
12
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E02 Even you gotta know when you're gettin' played. - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
Even you gotta know when you're gettin' played.
S01 • E04 Guard Samson, report to check-in for roll call. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
Guard Samson, report to check-in for roll call.
S03 • E09 [sighs] - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
[sighs]
S01 • E01 Chapman. - Orange Is the New Black 00:26
Chapman.
S01 • E06 When I was little, I found this comic book in the trash. - Orange Is the New Black 00:33
When I was little, I found this comic book in the trash.
S01 • E03 So I put up with you becoming a woman, but I never signed on for a life with a criminal. - Orange Is the New Black 00:24
So I put up with you becoming a woman, but I never signed on...
S01 • E04 You didn't come to mail call. - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
You didn't come to mail call.
S01 • E07 Look around you. - Orange Is the New Black 00:27
Look around you.
S06 • E09 Are you gonna make me say it? - Orange Is the New Black 00:18
Are you gonna make me say it?
S01 • E02 They said to give you this. - Orange Is the New Black 00:21
They said to give you this.
S01 • E10 Hey, Doggett. - Orange Is the New Black 00:11
Hey, Doggett.
S01 • E08 That girl that you wrote about? - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
That girl that you wrote about?
S01 • E04 Hello, Mr. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
Hello, Mr.
S06 • E08 I'll be back later. - Orange Is the New Black 00:08
I'll be back later.
S01 • E03 What the fuck is this? - Orange Is the New Black 00:30
What the fuck is this?
S01 • E07 You're the real thing, you feel me? - Orange Is the New Black 00:21
You're the real thing, you feel me?
S01 • E10 All right. - Orange Is the New Black 00:23
All right.
S01 • E06 I didn't mean that. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
I didn't mean that.
S01 • E08 Do you think that I'm a narcissist or a horse's ass? - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
Do you think that I'm a narcissist or a horse's...
S03 • E09 So, is that, like, a... Chinese thing, or... - Orange Is the New Black 00:05
So, is that, like, a... Chinese thing, or...