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Orange Is the New Black

You're going to prison in three months. I know. I could be pregnantwhile I'm in prison....

You're going to prison in three months. I know. I could be pregnantwhile I'm in prison. What else am I gonna be doing in there? How did we go from not talking about kidsat all to starting a prison family? People are always sayingthat there's never a perfect time. Okay, I'm not surethat our current situation applies here

Full Transcript

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You're going to prison in three months
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I know I could be pregnant while I'm in prison
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What else am I gonna be doing in there
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How did we go from not talking about kids at all to starting a prison family
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People are always saying that there's never a perfect time
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Okay I'm not sure that our current situation applies here
Available in 6 languages
Duration
18 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:40
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
IFC Productions

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Movie Summary

Convicted of a decade old crime of transporting drug money to an ex-girlfriend, normally law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to a year and a half behind bars to face the reality of how life-changing prison can really be.
S01 • E13 I never meant to hurt anyone, Norma. - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
I never meant to hurt anyone, Norma.
S01 • E12 Inmate, where's your badge? - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
Inmate, where's your badge?
S01 • E04 You okay? - Orange Is the New Black 00:23
You okay?
S06 • E03 Indistinct muttering, chuckling] - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
Indistinct muttering, chuckling]
S01 • E02 Count time starts now. - Orange Is the New Black 00:05
Count time starts now.
S01 • E05 Bravo dorms, assemble for visitation hall. - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
Bravo dorms, assemble for visitation hall.
S06 • E10 Help me! Please, Barb! No, no, no, no, no! - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
Help me! Please, Barb! No, no, no, no, no!
S01 • E03 Where is he? - Orange Is the New Black 00:36
Where is he?
S01 • E11 Well, you're not in the SHU. - Orange Is the New Black 00:13
Well, you're not in the SHU.
S01 • E13 Yo. Check it out. Whoa! You put a lot of work into that. Who knew you were so fucking thoughtful? Je - Orange Is the New Black 00:25
Yo. Check it out. Whoa! You put a lot of work into that. Who...
S01 • E06 Hey. Th is is crazy... Go away. Sorry. - Orange Is the New Black 00:12
Hey. Th is is crazy... Go away. Sorry.
S01 • E09 Crystal is in love with her pastor. - Orange Is the New Black 00:27
Crystal is in love with her pastor.
S01 • E12 You're headed to Max, inmate. - Orange Is the New Black 00:06
You're headed to Max, inmate.
S01 • E11 No, no, no, no, no. - Orange Is the New Black 00:10
No, no, no, no, no.
S06 • E10 -Where are you taking me? -Hawaii. What do you think? - Orange Is the New Black 00:29
-Where are you taking me? -Hawaii. What do you think?
S01 • E04 Plenty of other pussy in here. - Orange Is the New Black 00:09
Plenty of other pussy in here.
S01 • E12 Get up. - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
Get up.
S01 • E10 ...you're weak. - Orange Is the New Black 00:07
...you're weak.
S03 • E01 Let me look a little more - Orange Is the New Black 02:56
Let me look a little more
S01 • E11 Gosh! How do you sleep on this thing? Not well. - Orange Is the New Black 00:10
Gosh! How do you sleep on this thing? Not well.