I'll make you a deal, Mr. P. What kind of a deal? Well, I've become attached to those...

Anthony Rossano: I'll make you a deal, Mr. P. Snaps: What kind of a deal? Anthony Rossano: Well, I've become attached to those jewels; they remind me of Theresa. I'd like to buy them back from you for $50,000. Snaps: Now where'd you come up with another 50,000 smackers? Anthony Rossano: I stole it from you. Snaps: Connie! Connie: [Connie enters the room] What is it, boss? Connie: [Snaps takes what he thinks is a gun, but is actually a leg and thigh of chicken] You took my gun. Snaps: [Connie leaves the room] Now you're trying to tell me you stole another 50,000 clams since the last time I saw you? Anthony Rossano: Remember that dummy corporation I set up for you to hide your protection income? Snaps: Yeah. Anthony Rossano: Remember who you made treasurer as a beard? Snaps: You didn't! Anthony Rossano: I just wrote out a check to myself. As treasurer, the bank asked me no questions. Snaps: Only a rat would steal another guy's extortion money. Anthony Rossano: Here's my offer: You give me back the jewels that are rightfully mine, and I'll give you back the money, which isn't. Snaps: All right, I guess you outsmarted me. You give me that money, and I'll give you these jewels.

I DON'T LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER FOR HER MONEY, AND I CAN PROVE IT. - YEAH? HOW? - WHEN I MARRY HER, I PLAN TO GIVE HER MY ENTIRE FORTUNE. - HOW MUCH CAN A GOOMBAH LIKE YOU HAVE? - $48,642.30. - HOW DID YOU SAVE 50 GRAND ON 400 A MONTH? - I STOLE IT FROM YOU. - YOU WHAT? YOU WALK INTO MY HOUSE AND TELL ME YOU STOLE 50 Gs FROM ME? - THIS GINK! YOU WANT I SHOULD BUMP HIM? - GIVE ME THAT GAT, ALDO. YOU KNOW WHAT I TOLD YOU. YOU'RE A BUTLER NOW. "BUTTLE"! - THAT PIECE HAS BEEN IN THE FAMILY FOR YEARS! - QUIT SQUAWKIN'. NOW, I'M WAITIN' FOR AN EXPLANATION. - MAYBE I SHOULD START FROM THE BEGINNING. - JUST START FROM WHERE YOU STOLE MY MONEY. - WHEN I FIRST TOOK OVER AS YOUR ACCOUNTANT, YOUR BOOKS WERE A MESS. - THEY DON'T SOUND LIKE THEY'RE IN NO GREAT SHAPE NOW. DAMN IT. DOUBLE NEGATIVE. - YOUR OVERHEAD WAS HIGH, AND YOUR NET PROFITS WERE LOW. I CHANGED ALL THAT. - AND I SENT YOU A FRUIT BASKET FOR CHRISTMAS, DIDN'T I? - I TOOK ALL THE PROFITS FROM YOUR PROTECTION RACKETS AND USED THEM TO UPGRADE YOUR BOOTLEGGING OPERATION. NOW, THAT ALLOWED ME TO CUT THE COSTS ON YOUR BEER A DIME A BOTTLE. - SURE, YOU WERE FATTENING ME UP FOR THE KILL. - THEN A STRANGE THING HAPPENED. I MADE A SLIGHT CLERICAL ERROR. - WAS THAT THE ONE THAT COST ME $50,000? - DON'T GET AHEAD OF THE STORY. - WELL, EXCUSE ME! - IT WAS A SIMPLE MISTAKE IN ADDITION. ON THE BOOKS, I ACCIDENTALLY LOWERED YOUR COSTS BY A NICKEL INSTEAD OF A DIME. NOW, WHEN I REALIZED MY MISTAKE, I WENT TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT IT. - I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. - YOU WERE IN CHICAGO. IT WAS ST. VALENTINE'S DAY. - OH, YEAH. [laughing] - [laughing] - ZIP IT. - I REMEMBER IT WAS ST. VALENTINE'S DAY BECAUSE THAT'S THE DAY I MET YOUR DAUGHTER. - IN VENDETTI'S SPEAKEASY. I'LL KILL HER. - IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. AND THAT'S WHEN I TURNED THAT 5-CENT ERROR INTO THE KEY TO MY HAPPINESS. I HID IT ON THE BOOKS AND BEEFED UP PETTY CASH. AND I KNEW THAT A BIG MAN LIKE ANGELO PROVOLONE WOULDN'T BEGRUDGE HIS FUTURE SON-IN-LAW A NICKEL, WHICH I PLAN TO GIVE TO YOUR DAUGHTER ANYWAY. - OH, THIS GUY IS BEAUTIFUL. HE FLATTERS YOU TO YOUR FACE WHILE HE STICKS A KNIFE IN YOUR BACK. - I'M NOT PROUD OF WHAT I'VE DONE, MR. PROVOLONE. BUT I'D DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN TO CAPTURE YOUR DAUGHTER'S HEART.