"Osmosis Jones" quotes

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A policeman white blood cell, with the help of a cold pill, must stop a deadly virus from destroying the human they live in, Frank.

Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Writer: Marc Hyman
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 57/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $13,596,911
Released: 10 Aug 2001
Awards: 1 win & 8 nominations

53 Clips

But it makes for a good pep talk - Osmosis Jones 00:27 But it makes for a good pep talk Or you'll find yourself in our next nosebleed - Osmosis Jones 00:28 Or you'll find yourself in our next nosebleed Can I count on you to keep Frank in shape - Osmosis Jones 01:00 Can I count on you to keep Frank in shape What do you want - Osmosis Jones 00:10 What do you want He's a flu shot - Osmosis Jones 00:15 He's a flu shot A generic brand - Osmosis Jones 00:43 A generic brand Where do you think you're going - Osmosis Jones 00:52 Where do you think you're going Things are grim as temperatures rise dangerously - Osmosis Jones 00:57 Things are grim as temperatures rise dangerously We're going to die - Osmosis Jones 00:57 We're going to die Suspect is headed towards the uvula - Osmosis Jones 01:33 Suspect is headed towards the uvula Can you use a tissue - Osmosis Jones 01:00 Can you use a tissue Then the aches and pains - Osmosis Jones 03:13 Then the aches and pains You don't look so good - Osmosis Jones 00:43 You don't look so good Out with the old - Osmosis Jones 00:14 Out with the old I will take care of her - Osmosis Jones 00:55 I will take care of her Look at the maps - Osmosis Jones 01:13 Look at the maps I was injected into this body to rat on influenza only - Osmosis Jones 01:01 I was injected into this body to rat on influenza only What you been eatin' - Osmosis Jones 00:38 What you been eatin' You up spit creek without a paddle - Osmosis Jones 00:26 You up spit creek without a paddle She ain't goin' down - Osmosis Jones 00:30 She ain't goin' down He's slouching right now - Osmosis Jones 00:43 He's slouching right now You see this badge - Osmosis Jones 00:51 You see this badge It was a turkey Slim Jim - Osmosis Jones 00:45 It was a turkey Slim Jim Brain Memory Library - Osmosis Jones 00:34 Brain Memory Library You are surrounded - Osmosis Jones 00:15 You are surrounded We have lost contact with the lower extremities - Osmosis Jones 01:03 We have lost contact with the lower extremities We are going to die - Osmosis Jones 01:03 We are going to die Bad Booty shaking Pickanosis - Osmosis Jones 00:48 Bad Booty shaking Pickanosis Citizens of Frank - Osmosis Jones 01:08 Citizens of Frank Did the foot fungus pay up yet - Osmosis Jones 00:19 Did the foot fungus pay up yet What you got there - Osmosis Jones 00:59 What you got there I'd like to examine your irritated areas - Osmosis Jones 00:28 I'd like to examine your irritated areas I'm still Jonesin' for a little more Osmosis - Osmosis Jones 00:16 I'm still Jonesin' for a little more Osmosis You want Osmosis - Osmosis Jones 00:14 You want Osmosis Did you know my great great grandpappy fought the measles - Osmosis Jones 00:37 Did you know my great great grandpappy fought the measles I have no left feet - Osmosis Jones 00:11 I have no left feet I never thought you'd be on MY side - Osmosis Jones 00:20 I never thought you'd be on MY side Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine - Osmosis Jones 01:08 Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine We ain't on Telemundo here - Osmosis Jones 00:17 We ain't on Telemundo here Take this punk up to the face and bury him in a blackhead - Osmosis Jones 00:39 Take this punk up to the face and bury him in a blackhead Where did you study - Osmosis Jones 00:51 Where did you study You want this chain so bad - Osmosis Jones 00:39 You want this chain so bad Where I graduated Phi Beta Capsule - Osmosis Jones 00:27 Where I graduated Phi Beta Capsule This cat was sick before I even got here - Osmosis Jones 00:15 This cat was sick before I even got here Didn't like to wash her hands - Osmosis Jones 01:28 Didn't like to wash her hands What big zits he has - Osmosis Jones 00:23 What big zits he has They're making this too easy - Osmosis Jones 01:38 They're making this too easy What's so funny - Osmosis Jones 01:38 What's so funny In the words of the immortal James Brown   GET DOWN - Osmosis Jones 00:17 In the words of the immortal James Brown GET DOWN The chicks line up to divide with me - Osmosis Jones 01:00 The chicks line up to divide with me I'll be the bad cop - Osmosis Jones 00:20 I'll be the bad cop We lived off peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches - Osmosis Jones 01:13 We lived off peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches Let me tell you something about Ebola - Osmosis Jones 00:23 Let me tell you something about Ebola

Cast

Osmosis Jones - Chris Rock
Mayor Phlegmming - William Shatner