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"Osmosis Jones" quotes

Osmosis Jones poster
A policeman white blood cell, with the help of a cold pill, must stop a deadly virus from destroying the human they live in, Frank.

Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Writer: Marc Hyman
Production: N/A
Genre: animation, action, adventure
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 57/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $13,596,911
Released: 10 Aug 2001
Awards: 1 win & 8 nominations

53 video clips

ThraxDrixFrank DetorreLeahScabiesOyster BoyMayor PhlegmingBobMs. BoydPolice ChiefOsmosis Jones
Let me tell you something about Ebola - Osmosis Jones 00:23 Let me tell you something about Ebola We lived off peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches - Osmosis Jones 01:13 We lived off peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches I'll be the bad cop - Osmosis Jones 00:20 I'll be the bad cop The chicks line up to divide with me - Osmosis Jones 01:00 The chicks line up to divide with me In the words of the immortal James Brown GET DOWN - Osmosis Jones 00:17 In the words of the immortal James Brown GET DOWN They're making this too easy - Osmosis Jones 01:38 They're making this too easy What big zits he has - Osmosis Jones 00:23 What big zits he has Didn't like to wash her hands - Osmosis Jones 01:28 Didn't like to wash her hands This cat was sick before I even got here - Osmosis Jones 00:15 This cat was sick before I even got here Where I graduated Phi Beta Capsule - Osmosis Jones 00:27 Where I graduated Phi Beta Capsule You want this chain so bad - Osmosis Jones 00:39 You want this chain so bad Where did you study - Osmosis Jones 00:51 Where did you study Take this punk up to the face and bury him in a blackhead - Osmosis Jones 00:39 Take this punk up to the face and bury him in a blackhead We ain't on Telemundo here - Osmosis Jones 00:17 We ain't on Telemundo here Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine - Osmosis Jones 01:08 Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine I never thought you'd be on MY side - Osmosis Jones 00:20 I never thought you'd be on MY side I have no left feet - Osmosis Jones 00:11 I have no left feet Did you know my great great grandpappy fought the measles - Osmosis Jones 00:37 Did you know my great great grandpappy fought the measles You want Osmosis - Osmosis Jones 00:14 You want Osmosis I'm still Jonesin' for a little more Osmosis - Osmosis Jones 00:16 I'm still Jonesin' for a little more Osmosis I'd like to examine your irritated areas - Osmosis Jones 00:28 I'd like to examine your irritated areas What you got there - Osmosis Jones 00:59 What you got there Did the foot fungus pay up yet - Osmosis Jones 00:19 Did the foot fungus pay up yet Citizens of Frank - Osmosis Jones 01:08 Citizens of Frank Bad Booty shaking Pickanosis - Osmosis Jones 00:48 Bad Booty shaking Pickanosis We have lost contact with the lower extremities - Osmosis Jones 01:03 We have lost contact with the lower extremities You are surrounded - Osmosis Jones 00:15 You are surrounded Brain Memory Library - Osmosis Jones 00:34 Brain Memory Library It was a turkey Slim Jim - Osmosis Jones 00:45 It was a turkey Slim Jim You see this badge - Osmosis Jones 00:51 You see this badge He's slouching right now - Osmosis Jones 00:43 He's slouching right now She ain't goin' down - Osmosis Jones 00:30 She ain't goin' down You up spit creek without a paddle - Osmosis Jones 00:26 You up spit creek without a paddle What you been eatin' - Osmosis Jones 00:38 What you been eatin' I was injected into this body to rat on influenza only - Osmosis Jones 01:01 I was injected into this body to rat on influenza only Look at the maps - Osmosis Jones 01:13 Look at the maps I will take care of her - Osmosis Jones 00:55 I will take care of her Out with the old - Osmosis Jones 00:14 Out with the old You don't look so good - Osmosis Jones 00:43 You don't look so good Then the aches and pains - Osmosis Jones 03:13 Then the aches and pains Can you use a tissue - Osmosis Jones 01:00 Can you use a tissue Suspect is headed towards the uvula - Osmosis Jones 01:33 Suspect is headed towards the uvula Things are grim as temperatures rise dangerously - Osmosis Jones 00:57 Things are grim as temperatures rise dangerously Where do you think you're going - Osmosis Jones 00:52 Where do you think you're going A generic brand - Osmosis Jones 00:43 A generic brand He's a flu shot - Osmosis Jones 00:15 He's a flu shot What do you want - Osmosis Jones 00:10 What do you want Can I count on you to keep Frank in shape - Osmosis Jones 01:00 Can I count on you to keep Frank in shape Or you'll find yourself in our next nosebleed - Osmosis Jones 00:28 Or you'll find yourself in our next nosebleed But it makes for a good pep talk - Osmosis Jones 00:27 But it makes for a good pep talk

Cast

Osmosis Jones - Chris Rock
Thrax - Laurence Fishburne
Drix - David Hyde Pierce
Leah - Brandy Norwood
Mayor Phlegmming - William Shatner
All Cast