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"Out to Sea" quotes

Out to Sea poster
A failed gambler, intent on meeting a rich widow, tricks his widowed brother-in-law into boarding a cruise ship as dance hosts.

Director: Martha Coolidge
Writer: Robert Nelson Jacobs
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1997
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.0
BoxOffice: $29,022,252
Released: 02 Jul 1997
Awards: N/A

31 video clips

Charlie GordonGil GodwynMavis LabrecheHerb SullivanLiz LabrecheEllen CarruthersJonathan DevereauxMac Valor
Don't mess with me I'm your worst nightmare - Out to Sea 00:10 Don't mess with me I'm your worst nightmare They say that the big ones will swallow you whole - Out to Sea 00:09 They say that the big ones will swallow you whole You see I saw the way you were starin' at my daughter's chest - Out to Sea 00:09 You see I saw the way you were starin' at my... There's no such thing as too late That's why they invented death - Out to Sea 00:06 There's no such thing as too late That's why they... Listen to me you sniveling little brownnose - Out to Sea 00:18 Listen to me you sniveling little brownnose I'm waiting for my sexual prime - Out to Sea 00:09 I'm waiting for my sexual prime We shall have to call the Guinness Book of Records about your friend Charlie - Out to Sea 00:11 We shall have to call the Guinness Book of Records about... Oh What's the matter - Out to Sea 00:16 Oh What's the matter Which one of the Wright brothers did you buy this from - Out to Sea 00:13 Which one of the Wright brothers did you buy this from I need to take a crap and a nap and I do not need an audience - Out to Sea 00:06 I need to take a crap and a nap and I do not need an... So the cruise is free What do you mean it's free you idiot - Out to Sea 00:05 So the cruise is free What do you mean it's free you... I hope your boat capsizes - Out to Sea 00:25 I hope your boat capsizes I find it hard to believe but it really is true You are an asshole - Out to Sea 00:21 I find it hard to believe but it really is true You are an... What the hell is she talking about - Out to Sea 00:07 What the hell is she talking about Is that cologne or Armor All - Out to Sea 00:09 Is that cologne or Armor All I'll tell you the truth Gil - Out to Sea 00:09 I'll tell you the truth Gil From the first moment I saw you on that ship - Out to Sea 00:14 From the first moment I saw you on that ship Oh Yes of course Don't ask don't tell - Out to Sea 00:05 Oh Yes of course Don't ask don't tell What do I look like a schmuck - Out to Sea 00:10 What do I look like a schmuck We're workin' here We're not workin' We're dancing and cavorting - Out to Sea 00:06 We're workin' here We're not workin'... Hey I'm not authorized to throw your ass overboard but I'll do it - Out to Sea 00:06 Hey I'm not authorized to throw your ass overboard but... With an ass so beautiful - Out to Sea 00:07 With an ass so beautiful Why are you sterilizing your trousers I'm steaming them - Out to Sea 00:35 Why are you sterilizing your trousers I'm steaming them My husband was in the oil business with my dad Ah - Out to Sea 00:22 My husband was in the oil business with my dad Ah Oh What What do you call this step - Out to Sea 00:07 Oh What What do you call this step So It's the broad that stole our airplane seats - Out to Sea 00:24 So It's the broad that stole our airplane seats Which one of the Wright brothers did you buy this from - Out to Sea 00:13 Which one of the Wright brothers did you buy this from Hah Couple of gold diggers comin' up empty - Out to Sea 00:08 Hah Couple of gold diggers comin' up empty You're not gettin' a nickel out of me Charlie - Out to Sea 00:04 You're not gettin' a nickel out of me Charlie I've got my eye on you - Out to Sea 00:07 I've got my eye on you A good fart will give you a concussion - Out to Sea 00:05 A good fart will give you a concussion

Cast

Herb Sullivan - Jack Lemmon
Charlie Gordon - Walter Matthau
Liz LaBreche - Dyan Cannon
Vivian - Gloria DeHaven
Gil Godwyn - Brent Spiner
All Cast