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Why are you sterilizing your trousers I'm steaming them
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Out to Sea

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you were cooking

Charlie Gordon:

Why are you sterilizing your trousers? Herb:
[Annoyed]
I'm *steaming* them. Charlie Gordon:
Oh, then what are you gonna' do, eat 'em with garlic butter? Herb:
It takes the wrinkles out, you imbecile! Charlie Gordon:
Huh! When a man is steaming his pants at midnight, it generally means there's a broad. Herb:
No broad! Charlie Gordon:
Well, that's too bad, 'cause I got one lined up: rich... "Texas rich." With an ass so beautiful, it's a shame she has to sit down on it. Herb:
Will you do me a favor and just knock that stuff off? Charlie Gordon:
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you were cooking

Full Transcript

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Why are you sterilizing your trousers I'm steaming them
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Oh Then what are you gonna do eat 'em with garlic butter
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It takes the wrinkles out you imbecile
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Huh A man who's steaming his pants at midnight
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That generally means there's a broad No broad
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Well that's too bad because I got one lined up
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Rich Texas rich
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With an ass so beautiful
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it's a shame she has to sit down on it
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Will you do me a favor and just knock that stuff off
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I'm sorry I forgot you were cooking
Duration
35 seconds
Views
447
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:53
Uploaded
Nov 18, 2022
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Davis Entertainment,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

A failed gambler, intent on meeting a rich widow, tricks his widowed brother-in-law into boarding a cruise ship as dance hosts.

Actors

Walter Matthau
Charlie Gordon
Walter Matthau
You see I saw the way you were starin' at my daughter's chest - Out to Sea 00:09
You see I saw the way you were starin' at my...
Oh What What do you call this step - Out to Sea 00:07
Oh What What do you call this step
I'm waiting for my sexual prime - Out to Sea 00:09
I'm waiting for my sexual prime
My husband was in the oil business with my dad Ah - Out to Sea 00:22
My husband was in the oil business with my dad Ah
Oh What's the matter - Out to Sea 00:16
Oh What's the matter
Oh Yes of course Don't ask don't tell - Out to Sea 00:05
Oh Yes of course Don't ask don't tell
So It's the broad that stole our airplane seats - Out to Sea 00:24
So It's the broad that stole our airplane seats
There's no such thing as too late That's why they invented death - Out to Sea 00:06
There's no such thing as too late That's why they...
Hey I'm not authorized to throw your ass overboard but I'll do it - Out to Sea 00:06
Hey I'm not authorized to throw your ass overboard but...
Listen to me you sniveling little brownnose - Out to Sea 00:18
Listen to me you sniveling little brownnose
I hope your boat capsizes - Out to Sea 00:25
I hope your boat capsizes
I find it hard to believe but it really is true You are an asshole - Out to Sea 00:21
I find it hard to believe but it really is true You are an...
What the hell is she talking about - Out to Sea 00:07
What the hell is she talking about
They say that the big ones will swallow you whole - Out to Sea 00:09
They say that the big ones will swallow you whole
Which one of the Wright brothers did you buy this from - Out to Sea 00:13
Which one of the Wright brothers did you buy this from
From the first moment I saw you on that ship - Out to Sea 00:14
From the first moment I saw you on that ship
Hah Couple of gold diggers comin' up empty - Out to Sea 00:08
Hah Couple of gold diggers comin' up empty
What do I look like a schmuck - Out to Sea 00:10
What do I look like a schmuck
You're not gettin' a nickel out of me Charlie - Out to Sea 00:04
You're not gettin' a nickel out of me Charlie