They *always* got food with them. We eat to live - these guys live to eat! Let me show you...

RJ: [showing the other animals around the houses] They *always* got food with them. We eat to live - these guys live to eat! Let me show you what I'm talking about! RJ: [as he speaks he shows the other animals what humans do] The human mouth is called a 'piehole', the human being is called a 'couch potato'. RJ: [signifies telephone] *That* is a device to summon food. RJ: [signifies doorbell] That is one of the many voices of food. RJ: [signifies front door] *That* is the portal for the passing of food. RJ: [signifies delivery truck] *That* is one of the many food transportation vehicles. Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food, they drive food, they wear the food! RJ: [signifies grill] *That* gets the food hot! RJ: [signifies cooler] *That* keeps the food cold! RJ: [signifies turtle pinata] *That*... I'm not sure what that is. RJ: [kids break the turtle piñata and Verne yells] Well, what do you know? FOOD! RJ: [signifies table where family prays before dinner] *That* is the altar where they WORSHIP food! RJ: [signifies advert for Seltzer] That's what they eat when they've eaten TOO MUCH food! RJ: [signifies treadmill] *That* gets rid of the guilt so they can eat MORE FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOOOOD! So, you think they have enough? RJ: [everybody nods] Well, they don't. For humans, enough is *never* enough! And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming silver cans, just for us! RJ: [opens the thrash cans and knocks them over] Dig in!

Didn't you see it? It was in the box. They've always got food with them. We eat to live, these guys live to eat. Let me show you what I'm talking about. The human mouth is called a "pie hole." The human being is called a "couch potato." That is a device to summon food. That is one of the many voices of food. That is the portal for the passing of the food. That is one of the many food transportation vehicles. Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food, they drive the food, they wear the food! That gets the food hot. That keeps the food cold. That... I'm not sure what that is. What do you know? Food! That is the altar where they worship food. That's what they eat when they eat too much. That gets rid of guilt so they can eat more food. Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! So you think they have enough? Well, they don't. For humans, enough is never enough! And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming, silver cans, just for us. Sweetjeepers. Dig in! - Good, isn't it? - OK. - Wow. - Share there, everyone, share. That's a diaper. And that does come out of a wazoo. So, what do you think? Was I right or was I right? And these things are just the scraps! Wait'll you see what comes in the boxes, packages and cans! I'm telling you, stick with me, and in one week we will gather enough food to... - To feed a bear. - What? Just a figure of speech. Halt! Intruders! Intruders! Get out, all of you. What is it, baby? - What are you doing? - You said to lick our... No! Nix that! Run! - Run! - Get outta here! Run! - Shoo! - To the hedge! Get out of here! I just mopped this patio! Filthy vermin! Verne's right, that was horrible. - You kids OK? - Stay close. - We'll find other food, right? - See? That's what I was talking about! These humans don't want us around. So we scared her, and she overreacted. No biggie. No biggie? That is what we call a biggie. Oome on, think about the food. It was worth it for that food, huh? That stuff is to die for! Let me rephrase that. No, to die for. You nailed that part.