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"Overboard" quotes

Overboard poster
A cruel but beautiful heiress mocks and cheats a hired carpenter. When she gets amnesia after an accident, he decides to introduce her to regular life by convincing her they're husband and wife.

Director: Garry Marshall
Writer: Leslie Dixon
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1987
MetaScore: 53/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $26,713,187
Released: 16 Dec 1987
Awards: 3 nominations

84 video clips

Dean ProffittJoannaBilly PrattJoanna Stayton/annie ProffittEdith MintzAndrewCoast Guard Spotter LucasJoey ProffittDr. Norman KormanGrant StaytonTravis ProffittGreg ProffittCharlie ProffittCapt. KarlCharlieGrant's GirlfriendGertie
Mrs Burbridge would you come over here for a moment - Overboard 00:47 Mrs Burbridge would you come over here for a moment I'm a short fat slut - Overboard 00:08 I'm a short fat slut I don't belong here I feel it Don't you think I feel it - Overboard 00:34 I don't belong here I feel it Don't you think I... You know what your problem is Huh - Overboard 00:20 You know what your problem is Huh That's her Who - Overboard 00:47 That's her Who Well I almost had to wait - Overboard 00:48 Well I almost had to wait Darling if you have a baby - Overboard 00:10 Darling if you have a baby Oh no madam I cannot let you do this - Overboard 00:08 Oh no madam I cannot let you do this It's a helluva day at sea sir - Overboard 00:05 It's a helluva day at sea sir Hi Mom My name's Joe - Overboard 00:17 Hi Mom My name's Joe Joanna what motivated you to rise and go get the serving tray - Overboard 00:21 Joanna what motivated you to rise and go get the serving... We're at sea And I'm a god at sea - Overboard 00:06 We're at sea And I'm a god at sea Tell me something about my life about my past Please - Overboard 00:52 Tell me something about my life about my past Please They're making out their Christmas lists Oh already - Overboard 00:27 They're making out their Christmas lists Oh already A washing machine Do you like it - Overboard 00:12 A washing machine Do you like it The entire civilised world knows closets are made of cedar - Overboard 00:14 The entire civilised world knows closets are made of cedar So we're heading back to the jungles of Oregon - Overboard 00:21 So we're heading back to the jungles of Oregon These gnats keep landing on my wet nail polish - Overboard 01:00 These gnats keep landing on my wet nail polish Are you gonna leave - Overboard 00:30 Are you gonna leave What's this Travis found a girlfriend - Overboard 00:10 What's this Travis found a girlfriend I'm not a bitch - Overboard 00:17 I'm not a bitch Whoa Hey look who's home - Overboard 00:27 Whoa Hey look who's home Halt You treasonous tramp - Overboard 00:19 Halt You treasonous tramp If you know the identity of this woman please contact Elk Cove Hospital - Overboard 00:13 If you know the identity of this woman please contact Elk... What are you doing Turning the boat around - Overboard 00:16 What are you doing Turning the boat around Doctor Grant's having another nervous breakdown - Overboard 00:10 Doctor Grant's having another nervous breakdown I just ate a bug - Overboard 00:19 I just ate a bug I can't talk to you while you're turned away - Overboard 00:48 I can't talk to you while you're turned away Discipline problem - Overboard 00:08 Discipline problem You jumped my bones the first night we met - Overboard 00:20 You jumped my bones the first night we met Annie uh That's my underwear - Overboard 01:00 Annie uh That's my underwear It's not us Dad it's Roy - Overboard 00:10 It's not us Dad it's Roy I'm itchin' and I wanna go home - Overboard 00:09 I'm itchin' and I wanna go home You said moms don't leave Get - Overboard 00:05 You said moms don't leave Get I know it will cost me but it's the cutest little painting - Overboard 00:21 I know it will cost me but it's the cutest little... You mean to tell me that I have no medical recourse - Overboard 01:07 You mean to tell me that I have no medical recourse Now Miss uh X we have a comfortable private room for you - Overboard 00:26 Now Miss uh X we have a comfortable private room for you Oh thank you Thank you for bringing me here - Overboard 00:10 Oh thank you Thank you for bringing me here Who is it Dr Death Let's go - Overboard 00:12 Who is it Dr Death Let's go I don't love you any more Please try and understand that - Overboard 00:12 I don't love you any more Please try and understand... I want you to stop everything go on in here take a bath - Overboard 00:11 I want you to stop everything go on in here take a bath Champagne madam Ah thank you Andrew - Overboard 00:11 Champagne madam Ah thank you Andrew Joey don't Don't get that near your eyes Look I want you to read this - Overboard 00:37 Joey don't Don't get that near your eyes Look I... You can't run out every time things get complicated here The kids are sick - Overboard 00:36 You can't run out every time things get complicated... I can't believe you did it Oh I saw you jump so I jumped - Overboard 00:21 I can't believe you did it Oh I saw you jump so I... Nice panties Some initials here she didn't know what they meant JS - Overboard 00:18 Nice panties Some initials here she didn't know what... It's my wedding day Why do I look so annoyed - Overboard 00:12 It's my wedding day Why do I look so annoyed Well I guess we better work on it later on huh - Overboard 00:12 Well I guess we better work on it later on huh Captain Karl Yes ma'am - Overboard 00:09 Captain Karl Yes ma'am Is anyone at your home Yeah Our mom is - Overboard 00:19 Is anyone at your home Yeah Our mom is Tofutti Klein ein ein ein - Overboard 00:12 Tofutti Klein ein ein ein I speak French - Overboard 00:22 I speak French This is flat Give me another one Billy I only got six - Overboard 00:11 This is flat Give me another one Billy I only got six You're overwrought Grant I want you to take a Valium - Overboard 00:08 You're overwrought Grant I want you to take a Valium What's goin' on We're gettin' Mom back - Overboard 00:38 What's goin' on We're gettin' Mom back She needs food - Overboard 00:10 She needs food Dean D Zippety doo dah - Overboard 00:12 Dean D Zippety doo dah What is it Mrs Annie Proffitt - Overboard 00:28 What is it Mrs Annie Proffitt Where are you going - Overboard 00:33 Where are you going Forks were invented so man could at least make a pretence - Overboard 00:22 Forks were invented so man could at least make a pretence Is this gonna work My ideas always work I'm gifted - Overboard 00:09 Is this gonna work My ideas always work I'm gifted And you - Overboard 00:21 And you Used to call him Mean Dean Proffitt Used to call me Bad Billy Pratt - Overboard 00:07 Used to call him Mean Dean Proffitt Used to call me Bad... Billy I want you to do me a favour - Overboard 00:23 Billy I want you to do me a favour Do we have a straitjacket I always carry one - Overboard 00:12 Do we have a straitjacket I always carry one How's it goin' with your debutante - Overboard 00:21 How's it goin' with your debutante Will she figure out we're tricking her Not if we don't blow it - Overboard 00:07 Will she figure out we're tricking her Not if we... Her memory's almost completely restored - Overboard 00:12 Her memory's almost completely restored How about you Oh no What's wrong with her - Overboard 00:47 How about you Oh no What's wrong with her Mister What was I doing out in the ocean - Overboard 00:24 Mister What was I doing out in the ocean You know I let the water routine slide by the other day but let's not push it OK - Overboard 00:21 You know I let the water routine slide by the other day but... Don't get any ideas I brought Olaf - Overboard 00:14 Don't get any ideas I brought Olaf I have money I have lots of money I even have some in Switzerland - Overboard 00:08 I have money I have lots of money I even have some in... Joanna I want you tonight - Overboard 00:47 Joanna I want you tonight He called you a what - Overboard 00:33 He called you a what Go to the bathroom and do what you normally do - Overboard 00:08 Go to the bathroom and do what you normally do How can you go hunting on such an important day - Overboard 00:11 How can you go hunting on such an important day Look if it were up to us we'd be glad to give her to you but she's right - Overboard 00:53 Look if it were up to us we'd be glad to give her to... Hey she's been in there an hour What did you guys get her - Overboard 00:11 Hey she's been in there an hour What did you guys get... I lost all my tools - Overboard 00:19 I lost all my tools My mother's a lush Was honey - Overboard 00:20 My mother's a lush Was honey Dean Yeah - Overboard 00:13 Dean Yeah Go back to New York Dr Korman Really Thank you - Overboard 00:05 Go back to New York Dr Korman Really Thank you Cigarette darling I don't smoke Mother Do I - Overboard 00:30 Cigarette darling I don't smoke Mother Do I

Cast

Joanna - Goldie Hawn
Dean Proffitt - Kurt Russell
Grant Stayton III - Edward Herrmann
Edith Mintz - Katherine Helmond
Billy Pratt - Mike Hagerty
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