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You gotta be kidding me

You gotta be kidding me. If I was kidding,I would've said you're witty and handsome. You...

Ozark • S01E03 • 2017

You gotta be kidding me. If I was kidding,I would've said you're witty and handsome. You can't do that! -Watch me.-What the fuck? -Russ!- Now, Ruth, we were all involved. We should at least get our cut.It's just fair. You spent $900on Jack Daniel's and fireworks. And for the record, life's not fair. You'll be thanking me when I parlay thatcoin into a better roof over our heads. You're missing the big picture. She's not missing the big picture, Pops.She just doesn't wanna waste it. Mm. Come July 3rd, every tourist on that lake's gonna be toodrunk or lazy to leave their Grady-White. Black Cats and bottle rocketsfetch double. Lady Fingers and inch-and-a-halfersgo times three. And the Jack? Predilection for sour mashdoesn't make a man stupid. Doesn't inspire confidence either

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an8 Boyd You gotta be kidding me

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an8 Ruth If I was kidding I would've said you're witty and handsome

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an8 You can't do that

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an8 Watch me What the fuck

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an8 Russ Russ Now Ruth we were all involved

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an8 We should at least get our cut It's just fair

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an8 You spent 900 on Jack Daniel's and fireworks

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an8 And for the record life's not fair

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an8 You'll be thanking me when I parlay that coin into a better roof over our heads

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an8 You're missing the big picture

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an8 She's not missing the big picture Pops She just doesn't wanna waste it

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an8 Ruth Mm

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an8 Come July 3rd

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an8 every tourist on that lake's gonna be too drunk or lazy to leave their Grady White

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an8 Black Cats and bottle rockets fetch double

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an8 Lady Fingers and inch and a halfers go times three

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an8 And the Jack

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an8 Predilection for sour mash doesn't make a man stupid

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an8 Doesn't inspire confidence either

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مرحبا

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عفوا هل هناك أي شخص هنا

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رجل يئن أوه نعم

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دون نبسب ر تكون خجولة وانت تعرف ما يجب القيام به

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هيا طفل كل شيء ل لك مجرد تلتهم عنه

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أوه نعم الحصول على بعد ذلك

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موانز مهلا

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مهلا أم الخانقون أنا سام ديرمودي

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آه آسف فإنه نبسب s أنت تعرف الناس خارج لتناول طعام الغداء الآن

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أم ولكن وينغ دوغ

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آسف فإنه يبقي لي مستيقظا عندما لا أحد أبوس s

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أنا يمكن أن تعطي اللعنة

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أحتاج إلى منزل

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الحصول على نفسك معا إعطاء الفتاة بعض الماء

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سوف ألتقي بكم في الخارج نعم كنت حصلت عليه

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Tu déconnes

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Si je déconnais je t'aurais dit que tu étais beau et intelligent

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Tu ne peux pas faire ça

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C'est ce que tu crois Putain

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Russ Ruth on a tous participé

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On devrait avoir notre part C'est juste

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Tu as dépensé 900 en whisky et en pétards

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Au passage la vie n'est pas juste

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Tu me remercieras quand je nous achèterai une plus jolie maison

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Tu n'as pas une vision d'ensemble

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Mais non papa Elle ne veut pas gaspiller le fric

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D'ici le 3 juillet

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tous les touristes seront trop bourrés ou fainéants pour quitter leur bateau

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Le prix des fusées va doubler

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Celui des mitraillettes et des pétards à mèche tripler

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Et le whisky

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Apprécier le goût du malt ne veut pas dire qu'on est stupide

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Ça n'inspire pas confiance non plus

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Du machst Witze

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Wäre dem so würde ich dich als schlau und attraktiv betiteln

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Das kannst du nicht machen

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Dann warte mal ab So ein Scheiß

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Russ Ruth wir waren alle beteiligt

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Uns steht unser Anteil zu Das ist nur fair

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Du hast 900 für Jack Daniel's und Feuerwerk ausgegeben

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Nur zur Info Das Leben ist nicht fair

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Ihr werdet mir danken wenn ich mit der Kohle ein besseres Haus kaufe

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Du übersiehst da etwas

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Tut sie nicht Pops Sie will es einfach nicht verschwenden

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Am 3 Juli

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wird jeder Tourist hier zu besoffen oder faul sein sein Boot zu verlassen

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Da bringen Black Cat's Bottle Rockets das Doppelte ein

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Lady Fingers und Kanonenschläge das Dreifache

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Und Jack Daniel's

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Ein Faible für Whisky heißt nicht dass jemand dumm ist

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Aber Vertrauen erzeugt es auch nicht

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Kau pasti bercanda

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Jika aku bercanda aku pasti bilang kau cerdas dan tampan

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Kau tak bisa begitu

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Lihat saja Apa apaan

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Russ Ruth kita semua terlibat

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Paling tidak kami mendapatkan bagian kami Itu adil

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Kau menghabiskan 900 untuk Bir Jack Daniel dan kembang api

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Dan asal kau tahu hidup tidaklah adil

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Kau akan berterima kasih padaku saat aku melempar koinnya

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ke atap yang berada di atas kepala kita

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Kau melupakan tujuan utamanya

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Dia tak melupakan tujuan utamanya Pops

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Dia hanya tak mau menyia nyiakannya

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Mm

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Pada tanggal 3 Juli

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setiap turis di danau

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akan terlalu mabuk dan malas meninggalkan Grady White mereka

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Kembang api Black Cats dan bottle rockets fetch double

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Lady Fingers dan banyak barang berguna diluar sana

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Dan Jack

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Hobi tak membuat manusia menjadi bodoh

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Tidak juga menggambarkan akan kepercayaan

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Это наверное шутка

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Скажи я что ты умён и красив это была бы шутка

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Ты не можешь так поступить

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Уже поступила Какого хуя

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Расс Рут мы всем участвовали

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Нам полагается наша доля Это справедливо

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Ты потратил 900 долларов на Джек Дэниелс и фейерверки

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И ещё жизнь несправедлива

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Скажете спасибо когда я превращу эти деньги в нормальную крышу над головой

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Ты упускаешь главное

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Ничего она не упускает Она не хочет чтобы вы профукали деньги

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3 июля

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все туристы на озере будут слишком пьяны чтобы покинуть лодки

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Чёрная смерть и петарды уйдут по двойной цене

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Дамские пальчики и фейерверки по тройной

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А виски

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Пристрастие человека к выпивке не делает его глупым

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Но и доверия не внушает

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Bromeas

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Si bromeara diría que eres ingenioso y apuesto

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No puedes hacer eso

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Mírame Qué carajo

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Russ Ruth todos participamos

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Tenemos derecho a una parte Es lo justo

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Gastaron 900 en Jack Daniel's y fuegos artificiales

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Y sépanlo la vida no es justa

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Me agradecerán cuando consiga una casa mejor con ese dinero

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Ves el árbol y no el bosque

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No papá Es que no quiere malgastarlo

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El 3 de julio

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los turistas estarán muy ebrios o muy cansados para bajar de sus barcos

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Los fuegos artificiales valdrán el doble

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Los petardos y las bombas de estruendo valdrán el triple

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Y los Jack

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Preferir el whisky de malta no te vuelve estúpido

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Tampoco inspira confianza

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Boyd You gotta be kidding me

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Ruth If I was kidding I would've said you're witty and handsome

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You can't do that

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Watch me What the fuck

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Russ Russ Now Ruth we were all involved

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We should at least get our cut It's just fair

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You spent 900 on Jack Daniel's and fireworks

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And for the record life's not fair

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You'll be thanking me when I parlay that coin into a better roof over our heads

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You're missing the big picture

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She's not missing the big picture Pops She just doesn't wanna waste it

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Ruth Mm

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Come July 3rd

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every tourist on that lake's gonna be too drunk or lazy to leave their Grady White

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Black Cats and bottle rockets fetch double

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Lady Fingers and inch and a halfers go times three

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And the Jack

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Predilection for sour mash doesn't make a man stupid

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Doesn't inspire confidence either

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Duration

58 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:04:49

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

crime, drama, thriller

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Movie Summary

A financial advisor drags his family from Chicago to the Missouri Ozarks, where he must launder money to appease a drug boss.