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Dr. Thorn:
[testing Matthew's ability to diagnose an elderly male patient lying in hospital bed]
Feel his liver. Well? Matthew Harris:
[hung-over and nervous]
It's normal. [Patient smiles in surprise] Dr. Thorn:
What do you mean, "normal"? If you can feel it, it isn't normal! So what is it? Matthew Harris:
Abnormal? Dr. Thorn:
Enlarged! Smooth, enlarged, non-pulsatile. Diagnosis? Matthew Harris:
Hepatitis? [Dr Thorn rolls his eyes] Matthew Harris:
No? [Catches sight of liquor bottle hidden under patient's bedsheet] Matthew Harris:
Cirrhosis! Dr. Thorn:
Of course! Classic: wasting, spider naevi, jaundice, varices. You been drinking? Yellow Man:
[Thinking Dr. Thorn is addressing him]
I'm a dead man anyway!
[testing Matthew's ability to diagnose an elderly male patient lying in hospital bed]
Feel his liver. Well? Matthew Harris:
[hung-over and nervous]
It's normal. [Patient smiles in surprise] Dr. Thorn:
What do you mean, "normal"? If you can feel it, it isn't normal! So what is it? Matthew Harris:
Abnormal? Dr. Thorn:
Enlarged! Smooth, enlarged, non-pulsatile. Diagnosis? Matthew Harris:
Hepatitis? [Dr Thorn rolls his eyes] Matthew Harris:
No? [Catches sight of liquor bottle hidden under patient's bedsheet] Matthew Harris:
Cirrhosis! Dr. Thorn:
Of course! Classic: wasting, spider naevi, jaundice, varices. You been drinking? Yellow Man:
[Thinking Dr. Thorn is addressing him]
I'm a dead man anyway!
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Feel his liver
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Well
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It's normal
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What do you mean normal
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If you can feel it it isn't normal
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So what is it
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Abnormal
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Enlarged
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Smooth enlarged nonpulsatile
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Diagnosis
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Hepatitis
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Cirrhosis
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Of course
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Classic
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Wasting spider nevi jaundice varices
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You've been drinking
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I'm a dead man anyway
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Movie Summary
A lowly hospital orderly impersonates a recently deceased doctor and goes to work in the busy ER of a small hospital where he meets and befriends a nurse who slowly figures out his secret and helps him maintain his charade.


