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"Parker" quotes

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A thief with a unique code of professional ethics is double-crossed by his crew and left for dead. Assuming a new disguise and forming an unlikely alliance with a woman on the inside, he looks to hijack the score of the crew's lat...

Director: Taylor Hackford
Writer: John J. McLaughlin, Donald E. Westlake
Production: N/A
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 42/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $17,616,641
Released: 25 Jan 2013
Awards: 1 nomination
I don't steal from people who can't afford it - Parker 00:08 I don't steal from people who can't afford it Smooth as a baby's ass - Parker 00:03 Smooth as a baby's ass I just mean how do you sleep at night - Parker 00:08 I just mean how do you sleep at night If you don't tell me what I need to know - Parker 00:15 If you don't tell me what I need to know Do you ever feel bad about what you do - Parker 00:12 Do you ever feel bad about what you do Do what I say and you won't get hurt - Parker 00:15 Do what I say and you won't get hurt I'm sick of chauffeuring these fucking entitled - Parker 00:35 I'm sick of chauffeuring these fucking entitled Are you crazy You almost died - Parker 00:14 Are you crazy You almost died What about you What does your husband do - Parker 00:18 What about you What does your husband do Hey you have a cup holder in your car - Parker 00:11 Hey you have a cup holder in your car ASCENSION Leslie who was that - Parker 00:10 ASCENSION Leslie who was that Take off your clothes - Parker 00:09 Take off your clothes I'd kill him while I had the chance - Parker 00:05 I'd kill him while I had the chance Daniel Parmitt San Antonio Texas - Parker 00:08 Daniel Parmitt San Antonio Texas Ahhh! - Parker 00:11 Ahhh! All right.
All right. - Parker 00:09 All right. All right. Are you crazy You almost died - Parker 00:11 Are you crazy You almost died ASCENSION Leslie who was that - Parker 00:09 ASCENSION Leslie who was that Come on, Mommy!
Oh! - Parker 00:09 Come on, Mommy! Oh! Come on!
Wait. Not so fast. - Parker 00:21 Come on! Wait. Not so fast. Damn it! I'm not going
to let you fuck this up! - Parker 00:10 Damn it! I'm not going to let you fuck this up! Daniel Parmitt San Antonio Texas - Parker 00:05 Daniel Parmitt San Antonio Texas Do you ever feel bad about what you do - Parker 00:11 Do you ever feel bad about what you do BOUNCER: Trying to get in?
PATRON: Yeah. - Parker 00:16 BOUNCER: Trying to get in? PATRON: Yeah. CLAIRE: (ON VOICEMAIL)
Hi. You know what to do. - Parker 00:14 CLAIRE: (ON VOICEMAIL) Hi. You know what to do. DISPATCH ER: Signal four,
rollover with injuries - Parker 00:22 DISPATCH ER: Signal four, rollover with injuries HARDWICKE: I ain't waiting
for you old guys. - Parker 00:12 HARDWICKE: I ain't waiting for you old guys. HUNTER 1: I got it! - Parker 00:08 HUNTER 1: I got it! MAN: Come on. - Parker 00:05 MAN: Come on. MAN: This is good for... - Parker 00:22 MAN: This is good for... MELANDER: All right, let's
get it while it's hot. - Parker 00:18 MELANDER: All right, let's get it while it's hot. MELANDER: Clear out! - Parker 00:26 MELANDER: Clear out! MELANDER: Hey, Lionel! - Parker 00:13 MELANDER: Hey, Lionel! PARKER: Danzinger? - Parker 00:11 PARKER: Danzinger? PILOT 1: Eagle One.
I see an outlet. - Parker 00:13 PILOT 1: Eagle One. I see an outlet. PILOT 2: Eagle Two checking pleasure
boat moorings on the Intracoastal. - Parker 00:08 PILOT 2: Eagle Two checking pleasure boat moorings on the In... ROSS: Did you see the look
on those rich bitches' faces? - Parker 00:27 ROSS: Did you see the look on those rich bitches' faces... ROSS: We did it! - Parker 00:07 ROSS: We did it! SHERIFF: Ain't no wallet,
no ID on him. - Parker 00:21 SHERIFF: Ain't no wallet, no ID on him. (BOTH GRUNTING) - Parker 00:19 (BOTH GRUNTING) (CELL PHONE RINGING) - Parker 00:05 (CELL PHONE RINGING) (CELL PHONE RINGS) Talk to me. - Parker 00:22 (CELL PHONE RINGS) Talk to me. (CHOKING) - Parker 00:09 (CHOKING) (CROWD CHEERING) - Parker 00:08 (CROWD CHEERING) (CROWD TALKING INDISTINCTLY) - Parker 00:08 (CROWD TALKING INDISTINCTLY) (DISTANT EXPLOSIONS) - Parker 00:18 (DISTANT EXPLOSIONS) (ENGINE STARTS) - Parker 00:21 (ENGINE STARTS) (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) - Parker 00:14 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) (GARAGE DOOR WHIRRING) - Parker 00:13 (GARAGE DOOR WHIRRING) (GASPS) - Parker 00:09 (GASPS) (GASPS) - Parker 00:06 (GASPS) (GROANS SOFTLY) - Parker 00:11 (GROANS SOFTLY) (GRUNTING) - Parker 00:08 (GRUNTING) (IN TEXAN ACCENT)
Who knows you're here, Leslie? - Parker 00:25 (IN TEXAN ACCENT) Who knows you're here, Leslie? (INDISTINCT MUSIC PLAYING
ON HEADPHONES) - Parker 00:18 (INDISTINCT MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES) (INDISTINCT TALKING) - Parker 00:11 (INDISTINCT TALKING) (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) - Parker 00:18 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) (KNOCK ON DOOR) - Parker 00:06 (KNOCK ON DOOR) (LADDER CLANGS) - Parker 00:09 (LADDER CLANGS) (PEOPLE LAUGHING) - Parker 00:12 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) (PIPSY BARKING) - Parker 00:25 (PIPSY BARKING) (SCOFFS) - Parker 00:15 (SCOFFS) (SHOWER RUNNING) - Parker 00:07 (SHOWER RUNNING) (SIGHS) - Parker 00:18 (SIGHS) (SIREN BLARES) - Parker 00:07 (SIREN BLARES) (TIRES SCREECH) - Parker 00:06 (TIRES SCREECH) (TIRES SCREECH) - Parker 00:09 (TIRES SCREECH) (WOMEN LAUGHING) - Parker 00:09 (WOMEN LAUGHING) Get dressed. - Parker 00:11 Get dressed. Here. (GRUNTS) - Parker 00:11 Here. (GRUNTS) Here you go, Padre, it's all you.
You're a winner. - Parker 00:10 Here you go, Padre, it's all you. You're a winner. Hey. Feel better. - Parker 00:15 Hey. Feel better. Hey you have a cup holder in your car - Parker 00:11 Hey you have a cup holder in your car I don't steal from people who can't afford it - Parker 00:08 I don't steal from people who can't afford it I just mean how do you sleep at night - Parker 00:08 I just mean how do you sleep at night I keep thinking about that
man inside our house. - Parker 00:22 I keep thinking about that man inside our house. Move over, Fred and Ginger. - Parker 00:19 Move over, Fred and Ginger. I thought we agreed,
no more scars. Hmm? - Parker 00:13 I thought we agreed, no more scars. Hmm? I'd kill him while I had the chance - Parker 00:04 I'd kill him while I had the chance If you don't tell me what I need to know - Parker 00:14 If you don't tell me what I need to know If he's in town,
we can't risk him - Parker 00:24 If he's in town, we can't risk him I'm sick of chauffeuring these fucking entitled - Parker 00:34 I'm sick of chauffeuring these fucking entitled It's not the size it's how you use it - Parker 00:04 It's not the size it's how you use it Jesus Christ. - Parker 00:07 Jesus Christ. Look at that.
A nice Chablis. - Parker 00:10 Look at that. A nice Chablis. Look, I've been in a third
of the houses around here - Parker 00:30 Look, I've been in a third of the houses around here Morning. - Parker 00:09 Morning. Oh! - Parker 00:26 Oh! Okay, Parker,
cards on the table. - Parker 00:19 Okay, Parker, cards on the table.

Cast

Parker - Jason Statham
Leslie Rodgers - Jennifer Lopez
Melander - Michael Chiklis
Carlson - Wendell Pierce