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"Patch Adams" quotes

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The true story of Dr. Hunter "Patch" Adams, who in the 1970s found that humor is the best medicine, and was willing to do just anything to make his patients laugh—even if it meant risking his own career.

Director: Tom Shadyac
Writer: Patch Adams, Maureen Mylander, Steve Oedekerk
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 25/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $135,026,902
Released: 25 Dec 1998
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 1 win & 8 nominations total
All trying to find a way home - Patch Adams 00:05 All trying to find a way home What could they possibly want Your nuts - Patch Adams 00:04 What could they possibly want Your nuts Doctor please I am a boner - Patch Adams 00:06 Doctor please I am a boner And vacate the school premises as soon as possible - Patch Adams 00:04 And vacate the school premises as soon as possible Preview of coming attractions - Patch Adams 00:05 Preview of coming attractions Oh I can't leave until you beat me is that it - Patch Adams 00:36 Oh I can't leave until you beat me is that it When I told you I knew Dr Prack - Patch Adams 00:35 When I told you I knew Dr Prack What for - Patch Adams 00:34 What for Blue skies - Patch Adams 00:33 Blue skies I want to be a doctor This isn't a game to me - Patch Adams 00:10 I want to be a doctor This isn't a game to me Lesbian Ball buster Airhead Leech - Patch Adams 00:13 Lesbian Ball buster Airhead Leech He trusts you to do no harm - Patch Adams 00:36 He trusts you to do no harm We find no fault in your desire - Patch Adams 00:37 We find no fault in your desire How you feeling Frank You feel better Yeah feel better - Patch Adams 00:09 How you feeling Frank You feel better Yeah feel better You know maybe I am - Patch Adams 00:35 You know maybe I am I love you without knowing how - Patch Adams 00:07 I love you without knowing how Ye of little faith - Patch Adams 00:04 Ye of little faith To rigorously and ruthlessly train the humanity out of you - Patch Adams 00:13 To rigorously and ruthlessly train the humanity out of you I thought only I could repel women with that kind of raw efficiency - Patch Adams 00:05 I thought only I could repel women with that kind of raw... You don't have to say anything I know I look good - Patch Adams 00:35 You don't have to say anything I know I look good How many do you see - Patch Adams 00:12 How many do you see Who likes to masturbate All Yea - Patch Adams 00:05 Who likes to masturbate All Yea Lookit here Judy Another future boss - Patch Adams 00:16 Lookit here Judy Another future boss Nevertheless You learn anything about proctology yet Patch - Patch Adams 00:09 Nevertheless You learn anything about proctology yet Patch But the reality is you are not cut out to be a physician - Patch Adams 00:16 But the reality is you are not cut out to be a physician Excuse me Beany Which way is heaven - Patch Adams 00:05 Excuse me Beany Which way is heaven I wanted to become a doctor so I could serve others - Patch Adams 00:11 I wanted to become a doctor so I could serve others Hi Patch Adams - Patch Adams 00:16 Hi Patch Adams When I was a little girl - Patch Adams 00:29 When I was a little girl I'm really starting to love the back of your head - Patch Adams 00:05 I'm really starting to love the back of your head To shuffle off this mortal coil - Patch Adams 00:35 To shuffle off this mortal coil Sir I want to be a doctor with all my heart - Patch Adams 00:05 Sir I want to be a doctor with all my heart Death To die To expire To pass on To perish - Patch Adams 00:29 Death To die To expire To pass on To perish Last night with Rudy I connected to another human being - Patch Adams 00:12 Last night with Rudy I connected to another human being And if we bury you ass up we have a place to park my bike - Patch Adams 00:05 And if we bury you ass up we have a place to park my bike Now you have the ability to prevent me from graduating - Patch Adams 00:32 Now you have the ability to prevent me from graduating The point is we have to treat the patient as well as the disease - Patch Adams 00:05 The point is we have to treat the patient as well as the... I don't like you - Patch Adams 00:08 I don't like you Let's check out the maternity ward You know those chicks put out - Patch Adams 00:05 Let's check out the maternity ward You know those... See what no one else sees - Patch Adams 00:14 See what no one else sees You create man - Patch Adams 00:33 You create man What's wrong with death sir - Patch Adams 00:20 What's wrong with death sir Y You're focusing on the problem - Patch Adams 00:10 Y You're focusing on the problem That means improving the quality of life not just delaying death - Patch Adams 00:05 That means improving the quality of life not just delaying... I love you without knowing how or when - Patch Adams 00:36 I love you without knowing how or when That's why you treat a disease you win you lose - Patch Adams 00:10 That's why you treat a disease you win you lose

Cast

Patch Adams - Robin Williams
Truman - Daniel London
Dean Walcott - Bob Gunton