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The true story of a heroic man, Hunter "Patch" Adams, determined to become a medical doctor because he enjoys helping people. He ventured where no doctor had ventured before, using humour and pathos.

Director: Tom Shadyac
Writer: Patch Adams (book), Maureen Mylander (book), Steve Oedekerk (screenplay)
Production: Universal Studios
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 25/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 25 Dec 1998
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 1 win & 7 nominations.

42 Clips & Quotes

I guarantee you - Patch Adams 00:23 I guarantee you I love you without knowing how - Patch Adams 00:46 I love you without knowing how Not just delaying death - Patch Adams 00:20 Not just delaying death You're focusing on the problem - Patch Adams 00:30 You're focusing on the problem What's wrong with death sir - Patch Adams 01:01 What's wrong with death sir What do you want from me - Patch Adams 01:17 What do you want from me See what no one else sees - Patch Adams 00:31 See what no one else sees We need to start treating the patient as well as the disease - Patch Adams 00:19 We need to start treating the patient as well as the disease You know those chicks put out - Patch Adams 00:21 You know those chicks put out I don't like you - Patch Adams 00:21 I don't like you Last night with Rudy - Patch Adams 00:41 Last night with Rudy And if we bury you ass up - Patch Adams 00:19 And if we bury you ass up Now you have the ability to keep me from graduating - Patch Adams 01:33 Now you have the ability to keep me from graduating All of life is a coming home - Patch Adams 02:26 All of life is a coming home To push up posies - Patch Adams 01:29 To push up posies I want to be a doctor will all my heart - Patch Adams 00:15 I want to be a doctor will all my heart When I was a girl I would look out my bedroom window at the caterpillars - Patch Adams 01:00 When I was a girl I would look out my bedroom window at the... Georgetown University - Patch Adams 00:41 Georgetown University I wanted to become a doctor so I could serve others - Patch Adams 00:32 I wanted to become a doctor so I could serve others Which way is Heaven - Patch Adams 00:11 Which way is Heaven I'm really starting to love the back of your head - Patch Adams 00:17 I'm really starting to love the back of your head You are not cut out to be a physician - Patch Adams 00:50 You are not cut out to be a physician You learn anything about proctology yet - Patch Adams 00:22 You learn anything about proctology yet Another future boss - Patch Adams 00:48 Another future boss Who likes to masturbate - Patch Adams 00:12 Who likes to masturbate How many fingers do you see - Patch Adams 00:23 How many fingers do you see I don't give a rat's ass - Patch Adams 00:39 I don't give a rat's ass I thought only I could repel women with that kind of raw efficiency - Patch Adams 00:21 I thought only I could repel women with that kind of raw... We're gonna make doctors out of you - Patch Adams 00:35 We're gonna make doctors out of you Ye of little faith - Patch Adams 00:11 Ye of little faith I love you not knowing how - Patch Adams 00:16 I love you not knowing how You told Walcott I cheated - Patch Adams 04:51 You told Walcott I cheated How are you feeling - Patch Adams 00:28 How are you feeling We find your methods less than appealing - Patch Adams 03:03 We find your methods less than appealing First do no harm - Patch Adams 02:22 First do no harm Whichever one of these disgusts you the most - Patch Adams 00:33 Whichever one of these disgusts you the most This isn't a game to me - Patch Adams 00:21 This isn't a game to me Nothing but blue skies - Patch Adams 01:05 Nothing but blue skies You want to see me - Patch Adams 03:01 You want to see me When I told you I knew Dr - Patch Adams 02:34 When I told you I knew Dr What're you doing - Patch Adams 02:17 What're you doing Preview of coming attractions - Patch Adams 00:13 Preview of coming attractions

Cast

Patch Adams - Robin Williams
Truman - Daniel London
Dean Walcott - Bob Gunton
Dr. Eaton - Josef Sommer
Joletta - Irma P. Hall
Dean Anderson - Harve Presnell
Adelane - Daniella Kuhn
Bill Davis - Peter Coyote
Arthur Mendelson - Harold Gould
Trevor Beene - Bruce Bohne
Dr. Prack - Harry Groener
Emmet (as Barry 'Shabaka' Henley) - Barry Shabaka Henley
Dr. Titan - Richard Kiley
Everton - Alan Tudyk
Neil - Ryan Hurst
Chess Man (as Peter Siiteri) - Peter Siteri
Instructor - Don West
Passerby - Domenique Lozano
Organizer - Ralph Peduto
Big Texan - Ken Hoffman
E.R. Doctor - Roy Conrad
Jack Walton - Jay Jacobus
Miss Meat (as Dot Marie Jones) - Dot-Marie Jones
3rd Year Student - Geoff Fiorito
3rd Year Student - Samuel Sheng
Dr. Hashman - Piers Mackenzie
Hispanic Boy - Alex Gonzalez
Hispanic Father - Ismael 'East' Carlo
Bryan - Jake Bowen
Children's Ward Patient - Cameron Brooke Stanley
Children's Ward Patient (as Jamieson G. Downes) - Jamieson Downes
Children's Ward Patient - Jena Marie Thomas
Children's Ward Patient - Wesley G. Haines
Children's Ward Patient - Aaron Alexander
Children's Ward Patient - Amadeius Cheadle
Children's Ward Patient - David Cooper
Children's Ward Patient - Peter Idiart
Children's Ward Patient - Tim Johnson
Children's Ward Patient - Kate Keith
Children's Ward Patient - Alberto Rocha
Children's Ward Patient - Domonique Tate
Children's Ward Patient - Joseph Trefry
Psych Patient (as Richard J. Silberg) - Richard Silberg
Psych Patient - William Joseph Scharff
Psych Patient - James Anthony Cotton
Psych Patient (as Michael Rae Sommers) - Michael X. Sommers
Psych Patient - Howard Allison Williams
Psych Patient - David Fine
Psych Patient - James Carraway
Psych Patient - J. Stephen Coyle
Woman in Lobby - Wanda McCaddon
Nurse Klegg (as Wandachristine) - Wanda Christine
Pediatric Nurse - Lorri Holt
Laughing Nurse - Stephanie Smith
Hysterical Woman (as Vivis) - Vivis Colombetti
Waitress - Donna Kimball
Truck Driver - Norman Alden
Younger Man - Lydell M. Cheshier
Older Waitress - Diane Amos
Older Waitress - Sonya Eddy
Orderly (as Kelvin Yee) - Kelvin Han Yee
Asian Woman (as Doreen Chou Croft) - Doreen Foo Croft
Fred Jarvis - Bill Roberson
Pinstriped Man - Randy Oglesby
Maria (as Vilma Vitanza) - Vilma Vitanva
Walcott's Secretary - Bonnie Johnson
Feeble Woman - Helen Tourtillott
Hispanic Girl - Christine Pineda
Mrs. Davis (as Karen Michel) - Karen Ann Pavlick
Mrs. O'Bannon (as Katherine A. Fitzhugh) - Katherine Fitzhugh
Davis Son - Kyle Timothy Smith
Davis Son - Jonathan Holder
Receptionist - Renee Rogers
Receptionist (as Shanón Orrock) - Shannon Orrock
Minister - Don Rizzo
Boardroom Doctor (as George Lee Masters) - George Lee
Boardroom Doctor (as Daniel P. Hannafin) - Dan Hannafin
Boardroom Doctor - Roger W. Durrett
Gynecologist - Richard C. Adkins
Gynecologist - Ralph David Westfall
Gynecologist - Bob Feaster
Gynecologist - Thom McIntyre
Gynecologist - Alfred Salley
Gynecologist (as Michael Kennedy) - Michael Stanton Kennedy
Dr. Anderson - David Acuff
Orderly - Andy Arness
Medical Student - David Babich
Patch Pirate - Jason Aaron Baca
Funeral Mourner - Rick Camp
Orderly - Mike Casey
Man in Arm Cast - Alan Coppola
College Student - Todd Davis
Hispanic Girl - Jessica Hilbrect
Hotdog Mascot - Alan Home
Hospital Patient - Mylo Ironbear
Medical Intern - Alexander Kanellakos
Student - Jim Krist
Girl in car - Tessa Martin
Meg Marshall - Brianna Meighan
College Student - Katherine Mitchell
Meatpacker - Tom P. Murphy
Student - K. Ryan Parker
Gynecologist - Kevie Penny
Med student - Steve C. Porter
College Student - Jeff Rankin
Dr. Wilson S. Anders - Brian T. Rice
Hospital Visitor - Hester Schell
Jaime (Carin's Brother) - Greg Sestero
Student in Boardroom - Greg Taylor
Meat Packer - Darrin Vanderpan
Hospital Patient - Erick Vinther
Meat Packer - Harris Warren
Gynecologist - James Marshall Wolchok
Medical Student - Matthew Woods