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"Patch Adams" quotes

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The true story of Dr. Hunter "Patch" Adams, who in the 1970s found that humor is the best medicine, and was willing to do just anything to make his patients laugh—even if it meant risking his own career.

Director: Tom Shadyac
Writer: Patch Adams, Maureen Mylander, Steve Oedekerk
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 25/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $135,026,902
Released: 25 Dec 1998
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 1 win & 8 nominations total

55 video clips

Hunter Patch AdamsPatch AdamsArthur MendelsonMitch RomanMitchCharlieDr. PrackBill DavisCorinne FisherTrevor BeeneDean WalcottJolettaTrumanBryanFred JarvisDr. Titan
That's why you treat a disease you win you lose - Patch Adams 00:10 That's why you treat a disease you win you lose I love you without knowing how or when - Patch Adams 00:36 I love you without knowing how or when That means improving the quality of life not just delaying death - Patch Adams 00:05 That means improving the quality of life not just delaying... Y You're focusing on the problem - Patch Adams 00:10 Y You're focusing on the problem What's wrong with death sir - Patch Adams 00:20 What's wrong with death sir You create man - Patch Adams 00:33 You create man See what no one else sees - Patch Adams 00:14 See what no one else sees Let's check out the maternity ward You know those chicks put out - Patch Adams 00:05 Let's check out the maternity ward You know those... I don't like you - Patch Adams 00:08 I don't like you The point is we have to treat the patient as well as the disease - Patch Adams 00:05 The point is we have to treat the patient as well as the... Now you have the ability to prevent me from graduating - Patch Adams 00:32 Now you have the ability to prevent me from graduating And if we bury you ass up we have a place to park my bike - Patch Adams 00:05 And if we bury you ass up we have a place to park my bike Last night with Rudy I connected to another human being - Patch Adams 00:12 Last night with Rudy I connected to another human being Death To die To expire To pass on To perish - Patch Adams 00:29 Death To die To expire To pass on To perish Sir I want to be a doctor with all my heart - Patch Adams 00:05 Sir I want to be a doctor with all my heart To shuffle off this mortal coil - Patch Adams 00:35 To shuffle off this mortal coil I'm really starting to love the back of your head - Patch Adams 00:05 I'm really starting to love the back of your head When I was a little girl - Patch Adams 00:29 When I was a little girl Hi Patch Adams - Patch Adams 00:16 Hi Patch Adams I wanted to become a doctor so I could serve others - Patch Adams 00:11 I wanted to become a doctor so I could serve others Excuse me Beany Which way is heaven - Patch Adams 00:05 Excuse me Beany Which way is heaven But the reality is you are not cut out to be a physician - Patch Adams 00:16 But the reality is you are not cut out to be a physician Nevertheless You learn anything about proctology yet Patch - Patch Adams 00:09 Nevertheless You learn anything about proctology yet Patch Lookit here Judy Another future boss - Patch Adams 00:16 Lookit here Judy Another future boss Who likes to masturbate All Yea - Patch Adams 00:05 Who likes to masturbate All Yea How many do you see - Patch Adams 00:12 How many do you see You don't have to say anything I know I look good - Patch Adams 00:35 You don't have to say anything I know I look good I thought only I could repel women with that kind of raw efficiency - Patch Adams 00:05 I thought only I could repel women with that kind of raw... To rigorously and ruthlessly train the humanity out of you - Patch Adams 00:13 To rigorously and ruthlessly train the humanity out of you Ye of little faith - Patch Adams 00:04 Ye of little faith I love you without knowing how - Patch Adams 00:07 I love you without knowing how You know maybe I am - Patch Adams 00:35 You know maybe I am How you feeling Frank You feel better Yeah feel better - Patch Adams 00:09 How you feeling Frank You feel better Yeah feel better We find no fault in your desire - Patch Adams 00:37 We find no fault in your desire He trusts you to do no harm - Patch Adams 00:36 He trusts you to do no harm Lesbian Ball buster Airhead Leech - Patch Adams 00:13 Lesbian Ball buster Airhead Leech I want to be a doctor This isn't a game to me - Patch Adams 00:10 I want to be a doctor This isn't a game to me Blue skies - Patch Adams 00:33 Blue skies What for - Patch Adams 00:34 What for When I told you I knew Dr Prack - Patch Adams 00:35 When I told you I knew Dr Prack Oh I can't leave until you beat me is that it - Patch Adams 00:36 Oh I can't leave until you beat me is that it Preview of coming attractions - Patch Adams 00:05 Preview of coming attractions And vacate the school premises as soon as possible - Patch Adams 00:04 And vacate the school premises as soon as possible Doctor please I am a boner - Patch Adams 00:06 Doctor please I am a boner What could they possibly want Your nuts - Patch Adams 00:04 What could they possibly want Your nuts All trying to find a way home - Patch Adams 00:05 All trying to find a way home

Cast

Patch Adams - Robin Williams
Truman - Daniel London
Carin - Monica Potter
Mitch - Philip Seymour Hoffman
Dean Walcott - Bob Gunton
Dr. Eaton - Josef Sommer
Joletta - Irma P. Hall
Judy - Frances Lee McCain
Dean Anderson - Harve Presnell
Adelane - Daniella Kuhn
Bill Davis - Peter Coyote
Bile - James Greene
Rudy - Michael Jeter
Arthur Mendelson - Harold Gould
Trevor Beene - Bruce Bohne
Dr. Prack - Harry Groener
Emmet (as Barry 'Shabaka' Henley) - Barry Shabaka Henley
Charlie - Steven Anthony Jones
Dr. Titan - Richard Kiley
Larry - Douglas Roberts
Aggie - Ellen Albertini Dow
Everton - Alan Tudyk
Neil - Ryan Hurst
Chess Man (as Peter Siiteri) - Peter Siteri
Instructor - Don West
Passerby - Domenique Lozano
Organizer - Ralph Peduto
Big Texan - Ken Hoffman
E.R. Doctor - Roy Conrad
Jack Walton - Jay Jacobus
Miss Meat (as Dot Marie Jones) - Dot-Marie Jones
3rd Year Student - Geoff Fiorito
3rd Year Student - Samuel Sheng
Margery - Kathleen Stefano
Dr. Hashman - Piers Mackenzie
Hispanic Boy - Alex Gonzalez
Hispanic Father - Ismael 'East' Carlo
Bryan - Jake Bowen
Children's Ward Patient - Cameron Brooke Stanley
Children's Ward Patient (as Jamieson G. Downes) - Jamieson Downes
Children's Ward Patient - Jena Marie Thomas
Children's Ward Patient - Wesley G. Haines
Children's Ward Patient - Aaron Alexander
Children's Ward Patient - Amadeius Cheadle
Children's Ward Patient - David Cooper
Children's Ward Patient - Peter Idiart
Children's Ward Patient - Tim Johnson
Children's Ward Patient - Kate Keith
Children's Ward Patient - Alberto Rocha
Children's Ward Patient - Domonique Tate
Children's Ward Patient - Joseph Trefry
Psych Patient (as Richard J. Silberg) - Richard Silberg
Psych Patient - William Joseph Scharff
Psych Patient - James Anthony Cotton
Psych Patient (as Michael Rae Sommers) - Michael X. Sommers
Psych Patient - Howard Allison Williams
Psych Patient - David Fine
Psych Patient - James Carraway
Psych Patient - J. Stephen Coyle
Woman in Lobby - Wanda McCaddon
Nurse Klegg (as Wandachristine) - Wanda Christine
Pediatric Nurse - Lorri Holt
Laughing Nurse - Stephanie Smith
Nurse - Mary DeLorenzo
Hysterical Woman (as Vivis) - Vivis Colombetti
Waitress - Donna Kimball
Truck Driver - Norman Alden
Younger Man - Lydell M. Cheshier
Older Waitress - Diane Amos
Older Waitress - Sonya Eddy
Orderly (as Kelvin Yee) - Kelvin Han Yee
Asian Woman (as Doreen Chou Croft) - Doreen Foo Croft
Fred Jarvis - Bill Roberson
Pinstriped Man - Randy Oglesby
Maria (as Vilma Vitanza) - Vilma Vitanva
Walcott's Secretary - Bonnie Johnson
Feeble Woman - Helen Tourtillott
Hispanic Girl - Christine Pineda
Mrs. Davis (as Karen Michel) - Karen Ann Pavlick
Ed - James Allen
Mrs. O'Bannon (as Katherine A. Fitzhugh) - Katherine Fitzhugh
Davis Son - Kyle Timothy Smith
Davis Son - Jonathan Holder
Receptionist - Renee Rogers
Receptionist (as Shanón Orrock) - Shannon Orrock
Minister - Don Rizzo
Boardroom Doctor (as George Lee Masters) - George Lee
Boardroom Doctor (as Daniel P. Hannafin) - Dan Hannafin
Boardroom Doctor - Roger W. Durrett
Gynecologist - Richard C. Adkins
Gynecologist - Ralph David Westfall
Gynecologist - Bob Feaster
Gynecologist - Thom McIntyre
Gynecologist - Alfred Salley
Gynecologist (as Michael Kennedy) - Michael Stanton Kennedy
Dr. Anderson - David Acuff
Orderly - Andy Arness
Medical Student - David Babich
Patch Pirate - Jason Aaron Baca
Funeral Mourner - Rick Camp
Orderly - Mike Casey
Man in Arm Cast - Alan Coppola
College Student - Todd Davis
Patient - Patricia M. Fairchild
Hispanic Girl - Jessica Hilbrect
Hotdog Mascot - Alan Home
Hospital Patient - Mylo Ironbear
Medical Intern - Alexander Kanellakos
Student - Jim Krist
Girl in car - Tessa Martin
Meg Marshall - Brianna Meighan
College Student - Katherine Mitchell
Meatpacker - Tom P. Murphy
Student - K. Ryan Parker
Gynecologist - Kevie Penny
Med student - Steve C. Porter
College Student - Jeff Rankin
Dr. Wilson S. Anders - Brian T. Rice
Man - Jonathan Schancupp
Hospital Visitor - Hester Schell
Jaime (Carin's Brother) - Greg Sestero
Student in Boardroom - Greg Taylor
Meat Packer - Darrin Vanderpan
Hospital Patient - Erick Vinther
Meat Packer - Harris Warren
Gynecologist - James Marshall Wolchok
Medical Student - Matthew Woods