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I want to be a doctor This isn't a game to meThis isn't playtimeThis is serious business
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Patch Adams

This isn't a game to me! This isn't play time! This is serious business!

Mitch Roman:
This isn't a game to me! This isn't play time! This is serious business!

Full Transcript

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I want to be a doctor This isn't a game to me
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This isn't playtime
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This is serious business
Available in 4 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
441
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:06
Uploaded
Mar 13, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Universal Pictures,Bungalow 78 Productions,Blue Wolf,Farrell/Minoff

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Movie Summary

The true story of Dr. Hunter "Patch" Adams, who in the 1970s found that humor is the best medicine, and was willing to do just anything to make his patients laugh—even if it meant risking his own career.

Actors

Philip Seymour Hoffman
Mitch Roman
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Mitch
Philip Seymour Hoffman
You know, I forget how young you are, Mitch, that you think you have to be a prick to get things done and that you actually think that that's a new idea. - Patch Adams 00:12
You know, I forget how young you are, Mitch, that you think...
You know what I oughta do? - Patch Adams 00:09
You know what I oughta do?
Why don't you say anything? - Patch Adams 00:36
Why don't you say anything?
That means improving the quality of life not just delaying death - Patch Adams 00:05
That means improving the quality of life not just delaying...
Preview of coming attractionsNurseDeath To die To expire To pass on To perishTo peg out To push up daisies To push up posiesTo become extinctCurtains deceased demised departed and defunctDead as a doornail Dead as a herringDead as a mutton Dead as nitsThe - Patch Adams 01:11
Preview of coming attractionsNurseDeath To die To expire To...
Preview of coming attractions - Patch Adams 00:05
Preview of coming attractions
And if we bury you ass up we have a place to park my bike - Patch Adams 00:04
And if we bury you ass up we have a place to park my bike
Let's check out the maternity ward You know those chicks put out - Patch Adams 00:05
Let's check out the maternity ward You know those...
Did you hear him? - Patch Adams 00:37
Did you hear him?
Oh. All right. Wow! Yes! Okay. - Patch Adams 00:10
Oh. All right. Wow! Yes! Okay.
They're right on time. - Patch Adams 00:22
They're right on time.
Welcome, cold-handed ones. - Patch Adams 00:33
Welcome, cold-handed ones.
You wanted to see me sirYou are dismissedSirFrom this schoolKindly remove your thingsand vacate the school premises as soon as possibleWhat forFor asking a group of doctors to have a sense of humor about themselvesOh I have a sense of humor HunterI find - Patch Adams 01:12
You wanted to see me sirYou are dismissedSirFrom this...
And vacate the school premises as soon as possible - Patch Adams 00:04
And vacate the school premises as soon as possible
What you have done here today is inexcusable. - Patch Adams 00:23
What you have done here today is inexcusable.
HUNTER: Come in. - Patch Adams 00:52
HUNTER: Come in.
It's just that somebody, you know, could do for me what you did for me tonight after the way I've treated you. - Patch Adams 00:14
It's just that somebody, you know, could do for me what...
Thank you. - Patch Adams 00:16
Thank you.
Hi, I'm John the Baptist. - Patch Adams 00:17
Hi, I'm John the Baptist.
Hey, Bill. - Patch Adams 00:09
Hey, Bill.