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You wanted to see me sirYou are dismissedSirFrom this schoolKindly remove your thingsand vacate the school premises as soon as possibleWhat forFor asking a group of doctors to have a sense of humor

Because what you want is for us to get down there on the same levels as our patients, to...

Patch Adams • 1998

Patch Adams:
You want to see me, sir?Dean Walcott:You are dismissed.Patch Adams: Sir.Dean Walcott:From this school. Kindly remove your things and vacate the school premises as soon as possible.Patch Adams:What for? For asking a group of doctors to have a sense of humor about themselves?Dean Walcott:Oh, I have a sense of humor, Hunter. I find it hilarious as smart as you are, you could give me an airtight reason to throw you the hell out of here!Patch Adams:Why am I such a threat to you, sir?Dean Walcott:Because what you want is for us to get down there on the same levels as our patients, to destroy objectivity, all to uphold some idealistic buddy system that will allow you to work through your own feelings of inadequacy. What you have done here today is inexcusable. You have made a complete mockery out of our distinguished guests. If you think that for 1 minute, that I will further tolerate your blatant disregard of the bylaws of this..... What are you smiling at? Is this all a big joke to you? Get out of here!

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You wanted to see me sir

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You are dismissed

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Sir

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From this school

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Kindly remove your things

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and vacate the school premises as soon as possible

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What for

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For asking a group of doctors to have a sense of humor about themselves

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Oh I have a sense of humor Hunter

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I find it hilarious that as smart as you are

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you could give me an airtight reason

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to throw you the hell out of here

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Why am I such a threat to you sir

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Because what you want is for us to get down there

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on the same level as our patients

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to destroy objectivity

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all to uphold some idealistic buddy system

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that will allow you to work through

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your own feelings of inadequacy

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What you have done here today is inexcusable

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You have made a complete mockery

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out of our distinguished guests

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If you think that I will further tolerate your

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blatant disregard of the bylaws of this

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What are you smiling at

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Is this all a big joke to you

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Get out of here

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هل أردت رؤيتي سيدي

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أنت مطرود

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سيدي

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من هذه الجامعة

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خذ أمتعتك بهدوء

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وإرح من المبنى بأسرع وقت ممكن

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ماهو السبب

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لسؤال مجموعة من الأطباء طابع لطيف حول نفسهم

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أنا عندي طبع لطيف هنتر

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أجيده ظريف ذكي مثلك

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أنت أعطيتني سبب مقنع لأقذف بك خارجا

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لماذا هل أسبب لك تهديدا سيدي

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لأنك تريد لنا النزول إلى مستوى مرضانا

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لتحطيم الموضوعية

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الكل يأيد صاحب النظام المثالي

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الذي سمح لك العمل من خلال بشعورك بالنقصان

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الذي فعلته اليوم

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لايغتفر

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جعلتنا بالكامل مهزله أما ضيوفنا البارزين

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وإذا إعتقد أن سأتحمل إهمالك الفظيع في هذا القوانين

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لماذا تبتسم

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هل هذا كل مضحك بالنسة لك

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إخرج من هنا

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Vous vouIiez me voir

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Vous pouvez partir

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De cette ecoIe

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Prenez vos affaires

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et quittez cette ecoIe au pIus vite

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Parce que j'ai demande a des medecins d'avoir un peu d'humour

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J'ai de I'humour Hunter

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Je trouve hiIarant

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que vous m'ayez donne une bonne raison de vous mettre dehors

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Suis je une teIIe menace pour vous

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Vous vouIez nous abaisser au niveau des maIades

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reduire I'objectivite a neant

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pour promouvoir un copinage

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qui vous permet d'assumer vos sentiments d'impuissance

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Ce que vous avez fait est impardonnabIe

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Vous avez tourne en derision nos honorabIes hotes

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Si vous croyez que je vous permettrai de pietiner nos regIes

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Pourquoi souriez vous CeIa vous fait rire

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AIIez vous en

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Me mandó llamar

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Se puede ir

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De la facultad

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Recoja sus cosas y váyase del terreno universitario

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Por qué Por pedir que unos Médicos tuvieran sentido del humor

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Yo tengo sentido del humor Hunter

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Me parece chistoso que siendo Ud tan listo

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me haya dado tan buena razón para echarlo de aquí

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Por qué me considera una amenaza

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Porque quiere rebajarnos al mismo nivel que los pacientes

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Quiere destruir la objetividad en aras de un sistema idealista

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que le permita resolver sus propios problemas de incapacidad

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Lo que ha hecho hoy es imperdonable

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Se ha burlado de nuestros distinguidos invitados

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Y si Ud piensa que voy a hacerme de la vista gorda ante

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De qué se ríe Acaso le parece un chiste

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Lárguese de aquí

Available in 4 languages

Duration

72 seconds

Views

792

Timestamp in Movie

00:55:23

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Genres

Production

Universal Pictures,Bungalow 78 Productions,Blue Wolf,Farrell/Minoff

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Movie Summary

The true story of Dr. Hunter "Patch" Adams, who in the 1970s found that humor is the best medicine, and was willing to do just anything to make his patients laugh—even if it meant risking his own career.

Actors

Patch Adams

Dean Walcott