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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

And when I got home, I had a device onto which I could call, from the air, movies, books,...

And when I got home, I had a device onto which I could call, from the air, movies, books, television shows, music
to entertain me while I recovered

Full Transcript

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And when I got home, I had a device
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onto which I could call, from the air,
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movies, books, television shows, music to entertain me while I recovered.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:54
Uploaded
Apr 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
When I left the hospital, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:29
When I left the hospital,
"There's no shame in it." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
"There's no shame in it."
First day, I watch movies. I read books on my iPad. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
First day, I watch movies. I read books on my iPad.
Next day, watch movies, read books on my iPad, go to sleep. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Next day, watch movies, read books on my iPad, go to sleep.
Third day, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
Third day,
But I wake up as it's happening and I can feel it coming. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
But I wake up as it's happening and I can feel it comin...
I hop out of bed. Everything's okay. I make it across the bedroom floor. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I hop out of bed. Everything's okay. I make it across t...
I get into the bathroom. I'm ten feet away from the toilet. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I get into the bathroom. I'm ten feet away from the toi...
I had managed to get my underwear and sweatpants off. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I had managed to get my underwear and sweatpants off.
Because now, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
Because now,
...was - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
...was
I'm standing there - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:13
I'm standing there
I clean up everything first. I get a bunch of towels. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
I clean up everything first. I get a bunch of towels.
I get everything all cleaned up in a big, gross wad. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I get everything all cleaned up in a big, gross wad.
I gotta take off all my clothes, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
I gotta take off all my clothes,
Take the whole wad - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Take the whole wad
Go down to the kitchen with this big wad of horror, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
Go down to the kitchen with this big wad of horror,
Now, four in the morning, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
Now, four in the morning,
And I just - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
And I just
Like, hours ago, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Like, hours ago,