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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

Because now, our pristine white-tile bathroom

Because now, our pristine white-tile bathroom

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Because now,
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our pristine white-tile bathroom...
Duration
9 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:57
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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N/A

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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
...was - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
...was
I'm standing there - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:13
I'm standing there
I clean up everything first. I get a bunch of towels. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
I clean up everything first. I get a bunch of towels.
I get everything all cleaned up in a big, gross wad. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I get everything all cleaned up in a big, gross wad.
I gotta take off all my clothes, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
I gotta take off all my clothes,
Take the whole wad - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Take the whole wad
Go down to the kitchen with this big wad of horror, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
Go down to the kitchen with this big wad of horror,
Now, four in the morning, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
Now, four in the morning,
And I just - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
And I just
Like, hours ago, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Like, hours ago,
...with access to cutting-edge technology, medicine, transportation. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
...with access to cutting-edge technology, medicine, transpo...
And now, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:10
And now,
The naked, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
The naked,
And I actually had a weird moment of peace, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:21
And I actually had a weird moment of peace,
That's when I remembered all my neighbors have ring cameras on their doors. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
That's when I remembered all my neighbors have ring cam...
Thank you! - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Thank you!
♪ Place the gun to my heart ♪ - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:44
♪ Place the gun to my heart ♪
♪ Birthday cards at the corner store ♪ - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:16
♪ Birthday cards at the corner store ♪
♪ So close ♪ - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
♪ So close ♪