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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

"Day 17. Takes longer to stop peeingthan it does to pee."

"Day 17. Takes longer to stop peeing
than it does to pee."

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"Day 17. Takes longer to stop peeing than it does to pee."
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:08
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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N/A

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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
Foot, all of it, it's all coming apart. But you know what? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Foot, all of it, it's all coming apart. But you know wh...
Last year, last November, I had to have some - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
Last year, last November, I had to have some
And I'm gonna tell you the story. I'm gonna use a little AP English zhoosh - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
And I'm gonna tell you the story. I'm gonna use a ...
I had to have some minor surgery, the kind of surgery that, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:10
I had to have some minor surgery, the kind of surgery that,
So... And I'm worried. Still Covid. "Oh my God, what if I get an infection?" - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
So... And I'm worried. Still Covid. "Oh my God, wh...
On the day of the operation, I summoned a car with my phone. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
On the day of the operation, I summoned a car with my phone.
Doctor met me, showed me all the cleanliness protocols they had. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Doctor met me, showed me all the cleanliness protocols they ...
He said, "This surgery, we've refined it." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:11
He said, "This surgery, we've refined it."
He goes, "You are fine." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:16
He goes, "You are fine."
And when I got home, I had a device - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:12
And when I got home, I had a device
When I left the hospital, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:29
When I left the hospital,
"There's no shame in it." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
"There's no shame in it."
First day, I watch movies. I read books on my iPad. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
First day, I watch movies. I read books on my iPad.
Next day, watch movies, read books on my iPad, go to sleep. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Next day, watch movies, read books on my iPad, go to sleep.
Third day, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
Third day,
But I wake up as it's happening and I can feel it coming. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
But I wake up as it's happening and I can feel it comin...
I hop out of bed. Everything's okay. I make it across the bedroom floor. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I hop out of bed. Everything's okay. I make it across t...
I get into the bathroom. I'm ten feet away from the toilet. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I get into the bathroom. I'm ten feet away from the toi...
I had managed to get my underwear and sweatpants off. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I had managed to get my underwear and sweatpants off.
Because now, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
Because now,