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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

Everyone getting cancelled nowfor not being woke was woke about something,they just...

Everyone getting cancelled now
for not being woke was woke about something,
they just couldn't keep up with progress

Full Transcript

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Everyone getting cancelled now for not being woke
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was woke about something, they just couldn't keep up with progress.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:29
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
I'm very pro-trans, very pro-gay marriage, gay rights, and pro-abor... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
I'm very pro-trans, very pro-gay marriage, gay rights, ...
That's not... What I'm saying is - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
That's not... What I'm saying is
I'll be doing comedy when I'm 70, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
I'll be doing comedy when I'm 70,
I'll be like, "I don't think people should fuck their clones." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
I'll be like, "I don't think people should fu...
"No wait, I'm pro-trans." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:12
"No wait, I'm pro-trans."
"When I grew up, you didn't jerk off in a test tube - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
"When I grew up, you didn't jerk off in a test tub...
Uh, if you're an oppressed minority, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:13
Uh, if you're an oppressed minority,
That's when you know... The trans community really broke through - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:11
That's when you know... The trans community really brok...
But either way, that means in the future, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:26
But either way, that means in the future,
Goddamn, these last six years. Holy shit. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Goddamn, these last six years. Holy shit.
I was in such a panic in 2016, then all the subsequent years, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:10
I was in such a panic in 2016, then all the subsequent years...
It isn't. It's bad right now, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
It isn't. It's bad right now,
It was the boomers' last temper tantrum. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
It was the boomers' last temper tantrum.
The boomers' last temper tantrum. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
The boomers' last temper tantrum.
Every time a generation gets old, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:10
Every time a generation gets old,
This has happened before. The greatest generation... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
This has happened before. The greatest generation...
The greatest generation, oh my God, fought the Nazis, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:12
The greatest generation, oh my God, fought the Nazis,
Hair turned gray, dick didn't work anymore, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
Hair turned gray, dick didn't work anymore,
Punk music, they don't know what's going on. "Fuck this." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
Punk music, they don't know what's going on. "...
They were on the cutting edge of sex, rock and roll, rebellion... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
They were on the cutting edge of sex, rock and roll, rebelli...