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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

Gorgeous Valkyrie,vagina-colored metal, screaming

Gorgeous Valkyrie,
vagina-colored metal, screaming

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Gorgeous Valkyrie, vagina-colored metal, screaming.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:18
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
And also, again, the energy she's giving off is - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
And also, again, the energy she's giving off is
Standing five feet behind her, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:21
Standing five feet behind her,
I'm doing some poses that we can freeze for the Netflix save screen. A little... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I'm doing some poses that we can freeze for the Netflix...
That's not a bit in the special, but if you're watching Netflix, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:10
That's not a bit in the special, but if you're wat...
Thank you. It's also sad that gets applause at this point, isn't it? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Thank you. It's also sad that gets applause at this poi...
You get applause for taking the most basic care of your health? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
You get applause for taking the most basic care of your heal...
That's like me going, "Folks, I wipe after I shit. Thank..." No. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
That's like me going, "Folks, I wipe after I shit....
People. No. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
People. No.
I'm no... I'm no hero now. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
I'm no... I'm no hero now.
It's the lumberjacks who cut down the trees - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
It's the lumberjacks who cut down the trees
I didn't jump the line. I didn't use my privilege, but... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
I didn't jump the line. I didn't use my privilege,...
I acted on some inside information, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
I acted on some inside information,
Right when the vaccine came out, I have a friend, lives out in Riverside. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Right when the vaccine came out, I have a friend, lives out ...
And he calls me and says, "I don't know if I should tell you this, but, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:23
And he calls me and says, "I don't know if I shoul...
I go, "Hi, excuse me. I'd like to get a vaccine." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
I go, "Hi, excuse me. I'd like to get a vaccine.&q...
Like, "Yeah. Let me get you set up." Like, "Go stand over there." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Like, "Yeah. Let me get you set up." Like, "G...
While I'm waiting, my friend was right, everyone that walked in, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
While I'm waiting, my friend was right, everyone that w...
"Yeah, no thanks." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:29
"Yeah, no thanks."
In 1955, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
In 1955,
We were two years away - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
We were two years away