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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

He goes, "You are fine." "Here are some cutting-edge painkillersto help you with your...

He goes, "You are fine." "Here are some cutting-edge painkillers
to help you with your recovery." "You won't feel a thing." "Now take out your phone
and summon another car." "You live in the 21st century." And I did, and the car took me home

Full Transcript

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He goes, "You are fine."
00:00:02.021 --> 00:00:06.999
"Here are some cutting-edge painkillers to help you with your recovery."
00:00:06.088 --> 00:00:07.507
"You won't feel a thing."
00:00:07.059 --> 00:00:10.593
"Now take out your phone and summon another car."
00:00:10.676 --> 00:00:12.929
"You live in the 21st century."
00:00:13.554 --> 00:00:15.806
And I did, and the car took me home.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:40
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.