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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

He started saying, "My name is Michael.Your guy Steve sent me here to figure..." And my...

He started saying, "My name is Michael.
Your guy Steve sent me here to figure..." And my wife's like, "Oh my God,
he didn't tell us. I'm so sorry." "Oh my God, I'm gonna call him right now." "I'm... This was...
This really got off on the wrong foot." "How about you leave..." The guy was more than happy to leave

Full Transcript

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He started saying, "My name is Michael. Your guy Steve sent me here to figure..."
00:00:05.546 --> 00:00:08.883
And my wife's like, "Oh my God, he didn't tell us. I'm so sorry."
00:00:08.966 --> 00:00:10.968
"Oh my God, I'm gonna call him right now."
00:00:11.052 --> 00:00:13.804
"I'm... This was... This really got off on the wrong foot."
00:00:13.888 --> 00:00:15.431
"How about you leave..."
00:00:15.514 --> 00:00:17.933
The guy was more than happy to leave.
Duration
18 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:25
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Production
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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.