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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

"He won't make it past the bridge." "The minute Jane Wiedlinstarts singing, "Hush my...

"He won't make it past the bridge." "The minute Jane Wiedlin
starts singing, "Hush my darling," he'll hop off of you,
he'll check his texts in the crapper." "He'll never come back." "Extinguish all joy within you,
and nothing'll ever hurt you again."

Full Transcript

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"He won't make it past the bridge."
00:00:05.421 --> 00:00:08.009
"The minute Jane Wiedlin starts singing, "Hush my darling,"
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he'll hop off of you, he'll check his texts in the crapper."
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"He'll never come back."
00:00:14.096 --> 00:00:18.892
"Extinguish all joy within you, and nothing'll ever hurt you again."
Duration
19 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:25
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.