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Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

I need to talk to a meth cookor a divorcee. This is

I need to talk to a meth cook
or a divorcee. This is

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I need to talk to a meth cook or a divorcee. This is...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:10
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Oswalt discusses what happens to our bodies as we get older, who he could have been had he just followed the list he created during the lockdown, the Baby Boomer's last temper tantrum and much more.
"I help children live." - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:06
"I help children live."
Is this, uh... Are you with her? You guys together? Is this the hubby? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Is this, uh... Are you with her? You guys together? Is this ...
Oh God, if it's some kind of positive community outreach law, I'm gonna fucking... - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Oh God, if it's some kind of positive community outreac...
I prosecute juvenile sex crimes. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
I prosecute juvenile sex crimes.
When you say juvenile sex offenders, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:11
When you say juvenile sex offenders,
Juveniles who are sex offenders. Gotta be very careful with the phrasing. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
Juveniles who are sex offenders. Gotta be very careful with ...
I'm not gonna do the rest of my show like, "So what do you do?" - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:08
I'm not gonna do the rest of my show like, "So wha...
So a kid whose brain maybe isn't working correctly, you help fix it. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
So a kid whose brain maybe isn't working correctly, you...
And the ones you can't fix, he puts away, right? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
And the ones you can't fix, he puts away, right?
That was cute and dark - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
That was cute and dark
Oh, it's a 1980s Tom Hanks movie. All right. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Oh, it's a 1980s Tom Hanks movie. All right.
And then, by day, he patrols the Internet. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
And then, by day, he patrols the Internet.
At night, it's Slippery Nipples for secretaries, right? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
At night, it's Slippery Nipples for secretaries, right?
What, uh... So you're a bartender, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:07
What, uh... So you're a bartender,
What's the scariest thing you've learned so far - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:05
What's the scariest thing you've learned so far
How close are we to some huge hack attack - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:09
How close are we to some huge hack attack
- Pretty much nothing is private. - Pretty much nothing is private. - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
- Pretty much nothing is private. - Pretty much nothing is p...
Oh my God, have you ever... Okay, when you were growing up, - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:16
Oh my God, have you ever... Okay, when you were growing up,
Have you done searches of old bullies' names and stuff like that? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
Have you done searches of old bullies' names and stuff ...
What, uh... What do you... What areas do you educate in? - Patton Oswalt: We All Scream 00:04
What, uh... What do you... What areas do you educate in?